I have you read this?

posted on 15 Jun 2010 in Signs

Just add this to the list of things I cannot do because I may become pregnant…

Photo courtesy of Craig Sosonko.
Sign found at bungee jump at Yomiuri Land amusement park, Tokyo.

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  1. Salome | 3:28 am |

    Don’t pregnant.

  2. Algernon | 3:49 am |

    Do I visit the hospital before or after the jump.

  3. Ralph hamilton | 4:04 am |

    “A heart has an obstacle”

    Ahh! Unrequited love.

  4. beechoak | 4:37 am |

    The one fitting the next item must be a white guy…

  5. beechoak | 4:38 am |

    A heart has an obstacle? Would that be like a blockage?

  6. beechoak | 4:39 am |

    ♪♫ … And if I’ve built this fortress around your heart… ♫♪

  7. beechoak | 4:40 am |

    They say a hospital is the worst place for germs…!

  8. beechoak | 4:41 am |

    Let’s Pregnant!

  9. Salome | 4:43 am |

    What if both hearts have an obstacle?

  10. beechoak | 4:43 am |

    By all means, I get drunk on the liquor…

  11. beechoak | 4:44 am |

    By all means, have a nice trip!

  12. beechoak | 4:46 am |

    My weight can jump 2 to 3 pounds either way every day!

  13. beechoak | 4:51 am |

    … And for what use are you using older-than-12 year olds…?

  14. beechoak | 4:52 am |

    The person under 18 years old needs the agreement of the protector, or by all means, he could meet his Maker.

  15. beechoak | 4:53 am |

    In the case of retirement, the ability to jump becomes null and void.

  16. beechoak | 4:57 am |

    I didn’t realize that bungee-related pregnancy was a possibility…!

  17. beechoak | 4:58 am |

    “I’m not signing a thing… I can’t understand any of this…”

  18. Tong | 5:31 am |

    If you not fitting the next item, a condition or retirement, then jump. Good luck!

  19. Ralph hamilton | 6:24 am |

    I can only jump on Saturdays. I’m a seventh day adventurist.

  20. Someone | 6:30 am |

    “I am used to the use from one older than 12 years old.”

    AKA “only those who’re frequently molested are allowed to bungee jump.”

  21. jjhitt | 6:33 am |

    Get drunk, get pregnant, get chronic disease, bungjee jump, get used by a 12 year old and end up in the hospital.

    Sounds like a busy weekend. So how much is your bail?

  22. Bob* | 6:56 am |

    fun!fun!fun!

  23. Chris | 7:12 am |

    It to be used with the one day pass…or else it gets the hose again! (Someone had to say it.)

  24. Chris | 7:13 am |

    We wants the Precocious-and we HATES the thief Baggins! We hates it!

  25. DrLex | 7:26 am |

    Dang, in each hospital I ever went to, there’s a chronic disease now! How is that possible?

  26. Classic Steve | 7:26 am |

    “Equal to or less than 109 kg more than 38 kg”… so equal to or less than 147 kg? Why make us do the math?

  27. Pedro | 8:06 am |

    Chronic diseases and staff infections… easily confused,

  28. Potorrero | 9:05 am |

    “Please sign an application after understanding” Boy.. this is going to take a while..

    If every hospital I visit has a chronic disease now, I got bigger problems that worrying about bungee jumping.

    I get drunk on the liquor I drank before getting drunk?? isn’t that same as saying, “My dog was lost until I found him” ??

  29. Dawn | 9:58 am |

    I just don’t think I could get used to being used by someone under 12 years old…

    I also think that would be a felony, even considering Japan’s horrifyingly young age of consent.

  30. Cecily | 10:09 am |

    So if the agreement of the protector is required, does Buffy need Giles to sign something?

  31. phoenixx | 11:33 am |

    the hospital for bad hmo

  32. Terry | 12:26 pm |

    For harness wearing, the waist is set to 102cm (40″). Hang on real tight if you are thinner than that. Or you can double up and use it with a 12 year old, but then you may become pregnant.

  33. Dawn | 12:29 pm |

    Have a precocious day!

  34. David | 12:35 pm |

    I have you been drinking too much?

  35. Rylan Flautzinator | 12:53 pm |

    haha, “retirement”.

  36. Lollerskate | 1:57 pm |

    Have you ever chosen the child on the “Please use Anyone” sign? Well, this “ride” is for ya!

  37. Jeff | 6:08 pm |

    Phew, I can go bungee jumping! I am used to use ones from 18 up! Legal age, folks!

  38. Jeff | 6:18 pm |

    Oh, you’ll sign the application after understanding… because of monkeys. :p

  39. Chuck | 6:52 pm |

    ♪♫ Even though the sound of it is something quite precocious. ♫♪

    Precocious. see incomprehensible.

  40. mickeygreeneyes | 7:42 pm |

    Hey, buddy, don’t tell ME your drinking problems!

  41. blooch rabies | 11:04 am |

    “Are you enough to game the jumper”

  42. DrZos | 2:57 am |

    Have you understanding?

  43. Alex | 12:28 am |

    A neck / a back / lick a p**** / AND a cr***

  44. FatKenney | 6:48 pm |

    Just how bad a bodily abnormality are we talking here? Hunched back? Six fingers? Conjoined twin? Can I still jump if I’m double-jointed?

  45. HACDE | 1:18 am |

    I am never going to a hospital for a treatment.The sign says i will get a chronic disease

  46. Tim | 11:09 pm |

    you mean i can’t have sex while bungee jumping?

  47. iLock | 10:36 am |

    There’s a chronic disease now!?
    Where have I been?

    I wish I was on the chronic before I read this!

  48. Man Who Like Monkey | 7:25 am |

    “Please sign an application after understanding.” That’ll take a while…

  49. cookie | 2:50 pm |

    if my liquor drinks before i drink it does that mean i get twice as drunk? or if my liquor is drinking maybe i should stop drinking, forget about bungee jumping, and report to the nearest insane asylum immediately…

  50. Awwwesome | 3:29 pm |

    Damn, my heart had obstacle so I got drunk off the liquor I drank just before that and now I becoming pregnant… guess I’ll have to wait till next time.

  51. EffEff | 11:45 pm |

    If both your hearts have an obstacle, then you need to regenerate.

  52. MontrealPaul | 2:37 pm |

    I’ll read the list later – I’m becoming pregnant!

  53. KyDave | 2:59 am |

    Sooo… has anybody understood it enough to sign the application yet, or still waiting for the first customer?

  54. KyDave | 3:01 am |

    The pass may not be precocious, but is the one not fitting these items? Hummmm??

  55. Old Man | 11:18 am |

    That chronic disease thing is why I don’t visit hospitals.

  56. pijo | 8:04 pm |

    after reading the instruction … i retreat from bungee jumping there

  57. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:19 pm |

    I’m not used to the use the pregnant.

  58. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:20 pm |

    And you want to do the bungee jumping?!

  59. Myself | 9:27 am |

    “I visit a hospital for treatment, and there is chronic disease now.”
    Oh, damn you, hospitals! Always making me sicker than I was before.

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