It’s to die for!

posted on 23 Jun 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus


Photo courtesy of Perttu Perkola.
Menu found in Ko Chang, Thailand.

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  1. Ruben | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll go for the ice coffin instead.

  2. DrLex | 4:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that the same as beetlejuice?

  3. Tong | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We guarantee all of our grave juice is produced from daily fresh dead. No over night body is used and no preservitives added.

  4. coffeebot | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll dig how fresh it is!

  5. phoenixx | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    new! from the wwe! the undertakers’ new drink! grave juice!

  6. jjhitt | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! There’s a fly in my drink.

  7. beechoak | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Freshly squeezed at your local mortuary…

  8. markymark | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought Thai was the best place to get vegan! Makes me wonder what the mock BBQ chicken is really made of.

  9. beechoak | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Something to wash down Mrs. Lovett’s meat pies…

  10. motordog | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you have any without the pulp in it?

  11. tekleader | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Zombie to Waitress: “Miss? I thought this was supposed to be *fresh* grave juice. The maggots are barely moving.”

    (apologies for gross imagery)

  12. tekleader | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh great, now the Twilight fans are gonna be in here by droves.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Comes with free tombstone and wreath.

  14. Lora | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Now with 30% less embalming fluid!

  15. jjhitt | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm… must have tequila in it.. I think I see a worm at the bottom.

  16. Classic Steve | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Other drink menus list the Zombie….

  17. mickeygreeneyes | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, a very selious situation.

  18. jjhitt | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brains! Brains! … and a cup of juice, please.

  19. Xila31 | 8:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The grave juice is always best after it rains.

  20. Sad Panda | 8:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Grave juice, the official drink of serious people.

  21. Lovintheengrish | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Futurama’s Soylent Cola is real.

  22. pamela38 | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now, Grave juice isn’t the same as corpse juice is it? it has an earthier taste I find, less sweet too.

  23. pamela38 | 11:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just like Port, grave juice get’s better with age… Bolder ; flavors more concentrated.

  24. pamela38 | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Garçon? I’ll have a Limbo…

    -What is that?

    Oh, it’s half 7-Up and half 6- Feet-Under, and a worm on a stick. Chilled.

  25. Someone | 12:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Waiter, that eye in my grave juice just moved.”
    “That means it’s fresh.”

  26. Kazzie | 12:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Kid tested, Addams Family approved.

  27. Tim | 3:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Shouldn’t that be “Flesh Grave Juice?”

  28. Cecily | 3:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I vaguely remember Charlton Heston shouting something about this stuff.

  29. FatKenney | 4:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Eeeeewwwww… that’s so gross! Who would drink tomato juice?

  30. DrZos | 12:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s priceless 😉

  31. Chris | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have a grave juice-shaken, not stirred.

  32. kitsune | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The grave juice needs more brains.

  33. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 10:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Calling all Goths ….

  34. vineclimber | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Did anyone else notice it said orange juice twice? Except the 1st time it says orange juice it doesn’t say it’s fresh.

  35. Phe | 3:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tastes of zombie!

  36. gonovox | 2:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Zombie’s favorite drink at all time.

  37. Paul | 6:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll skip the grave juice. It’s tomb much for me.

  38. Rinkisu | 5:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope they have blue bury pie.

  39. bigNavySeal | 1:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Flesh from the Grave!

  40. M.S. | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it the grave where fresh fruit turns into flesh fluid?

  41. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Best served worm

  42. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Made of freshly excavated grave fruits

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