Much harder than Spanash

posted on 22 Jun 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

Meet you there at eight-ash…

Photo courtesy of Rune Kippervik.

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  1. Algernon | 3:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    English lessons with a whip.

  2. jjhitt | 3:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cappuccino As A Second Language classes starting now.

  3. jjhitt | 3:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe this is where Starbucks gets those stupid names for Small, Medium and Large.

  4. DrZos | 3:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Note to webmaster: Change the url to http://www.engrash.com

  5. Eduard | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Call now and we’ll teach you how to write proper banners…. NOT !

  6. Eduard | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The creator of the banner was enjoying his Starbucks coffee break and he just didn’t care….

  7. Eduard | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Today’s program starts at 9:00 a’clack!

  8. Jay | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What balderdish!

  9. FatKenney | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Irished up that coffee a little too much, didn’t ya?

  10. FatKenney | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also offering classes in Frinch, Spanush, Italien, and Germoin.

  11. DrZos | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Today’s special: Breakfast combo with coffee, danash, and sandwach (with spinich or horseradash).

  12. beechoak | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ooooo! Dude! And you’ve already failed your first test…!

  13. Terry | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey! Give them a break. They’ve already spelled more words correctly than 70% of the people on the net who speak English as a native language.

  14. Ralph hamilton | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Arrgh! Give him a hundred lashes matey.

    But Captain! What would I do with a hundred lashes? I’ve only got little beady eyes.

  15. Tong | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn! All these years, I thought that bilingual means that one is able to speak two languages. I didn’t know I have to intergrate them.

  16. Brian | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Englash: backlash against people who go to foreign countries and expect everyone to speak English…

  17. mickeygreeneyes | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Vut’s de matteh? You dun’t alreddy speek Englash?

  18. Lovintheengrish | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy Englash-the mascara that improves your Engrish vocabulary,

  19. emily | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ve gotta be bilingual. Learn both Engrish and Englash.

  20. Someone | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Englash… and all that time we called that language “Engrish”…

  21. coffeebot | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @DrZos: in lieu of change of a website, maybe the call EngrashWebMastar ? (EWM)

  22. Cecily | 2:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hold it right there, young lady! You’re not going out until you’ve washed the dashes, changed the water in the fash bowl, and finished your Englash homework.”

    “But Dad, that won’t leave me with any time to curl my eyelishes!”

  23. Ralph hamilton | 3:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A new concept. Being bilingual, is having the ability to stuff-up two languages equally.

  24. phoenixx | 3:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ok who let jose nunez here?

  25. keiki_hime | 10:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All of our instructors are natave speakirs.

  26. keikihime | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All of our instructors are natave speakirs

  27. Max | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it’s all Creek to me.

  28. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 10:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My school is gooder than yours.

  29. Lady Butterfry | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like to be enlolled in your Chinish plogram, if you had any.

  30. Mark L. | 2:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How much Englash do you need to know to order from Starbucks, anyway?

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    First lesson: ‘Tha Stirbucks’

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Internatianal Schoals

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