When he’s done hemming skirts, he chases them

posted on 1 Jun 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

He’s into men’s clothes *wink*

Found in Cambodia.

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  1. Eduard | 3:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Call now and we’ll throw in a very handsome tie ! Suit up !

  2. Eduard | 3:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The barracks where sewing comes true.

  3. Eduard | 3:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Less handsome Prada, watch out!

  4. DrLex | 3:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The tailor is very handsome, but the clothes he makes are hideous.

  5. Pete | 3:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Not to mention his alterations staff in the back of the store.

  6. faulty wiring | 3:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Very Handsome Tailor needs to call the Very Strong Builder to do something about his crappy shop front. Maybe his Very Pretty Wife won’t let him. Or possibly the Very Corrupt Local Officials are in cahoots with his competition, the who is not only Handsome but offers a Very Cheap Price For You, My Friend.

  7. jjhitt | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Right next to the Ugly Awning Company in the Decrepit Shopping District.

  8. beechoak | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And frugal, too! Two advertisements for the price of one!

  9. FatKenney | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Very Handsome Prince’s less popular younger brother.

  10. Algernon | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    No ugly seamstress here.

  11. Xila | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Cambodia’s version of “The Bachelor.”

  12. Lora | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    He use to be The Brave Little Tailor when he was younger, but after the whole killing-seven-with-one-blow episode and then saving the kingdom from a giant, his fame has given him quite a swelled head…

  13. coffeebot | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t want to needle him but he is a bit of a prick.

  14. Lovintheengrish | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I believe he’s one of the tailors from the Emperor’s New Clothes.

  15. Eduard | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, Little (Handsome) Tailor that could! You better hire a Very Skilful Decorator ’cause ….. DAMN!

  16. Pedro | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Because it’s important to look good when designing clothes for ugly people.

  17. DFlyinLion | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    kinda conceited to put that on the sign. let the ladies decide.

  18. Brian | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s next door to the Very Popular Mechanic

  19. BennyB | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Is the tailor in today?”

    “Yes, he’s over there in front of the mirror.”

  20. BennyB | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Handsome Tailor can barely make ends meet since the new guy came to town.

  21. Chris | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re so vain. You probably think this post is about you, don’t you, don’t you.

  22. Chris | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re so vain. You probably think this post is about you. Don’t you, don’t you.

  23. Kitsune | 12:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The tailor is also very modest

  24. tekleader | 12:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I stopped going there when he kept calling me “somewhat ugly customer”.

  25. phoenixx | 2:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the fugly tailor is down the street

  26. Ralph hamilton | 4:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brace yourself old son. Here cumma da inside leg.

  27. Ralph hamilton | 4:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This store hangs to the left.

  28. Lollerskate | 4:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, I can’t argue with you about that, I like Elizabeth!

  29. Ralph hamilton | 4:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is just across the road from the FAR CANAL.

  30. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 10:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t go for Very Handsome Tailor, I go for Very Handsome Suit … or Very Sexy Seamstress.

  31. Tong | 12:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Very handsome tailor, very crappy shop and hair raising service. Em… he will do all the measurements…

  32. Poisonous Gus | 12:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This guy’s the best. He can make my pants tighter without even touching them.

  33. faulty wiring | 3:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Remembering, of course, that you can’t get sued for misleading advertisements in Cambodia

  34. Cecily | 7:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, guys – he’s got the local ladies all sewn up.

  35. Ueyama S. | 6:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    An under-the-radar allusion to his side buisness…

  36. John | 7:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    He has many very clothes friends.

  37. scars | 3:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you want to get a good measurements… ladies..

  38. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Vey funny caption

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