When love is just too 3D…

posted on 3 Jun 2010 in Bags/Packaging

You light up my z-coordinates…

Photo courtesy of Jo.
Picture of a birthday gift bag.

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  1. faulty wiring | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Neil Armstrong, will you marry me?

  2. Algernon | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When I survey ….

  3. Algernon | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Something for the geomatically inclined.

  4. Ralph hamilton | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When roses are red they’re ready to pluck,

    When girls are sixteen they’re ready too.

  5. kapow | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    nothing’s as spatial as a love triangle

  6. Tong | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    She asked, “Are you talking about my body?!”
    I politely said, “No, no, it’s all in your head.”
    She punched me and left.
    Why a woman is so hard to please?!

  7. jjhitt | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ditz of my dreams, airhead of my desire…

  8. jjhitt | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re deep, I like that in a broad.

  9. beechoak | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does this card make me look fat…?

  10. beechoak | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I need my own space…

  11. Classic Steve | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I love you so much / Wish that I had / More of you to touch….”

  12. Xila | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s design a floor plan together.

  13. NCL III | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve heard of a book worm, but never a book rose

  14. ngyonghan | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When 2-D Romance isn’t enough! 😀

  15. Chris | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just don’t crowd me.

  16. phoenixx | 10:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    heya mario youa so spacial heres a gift

  17. Grassy Commentator | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    69ing with E.T.?! eeeeewwwwwwww!

  18. Brian | 10:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ You are my spacial angel… ♫

    (Always thought that’s what it sounded like he was singing anyway…)

  19. Lovintheengrish | 10:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This is a break-up card. It’s saying, “Hey, I need my space.”

  20. Chris | 11:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m really into spatial relationships.

  21. Tom | 1:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Church Lady says, “Isn’t that spaaacial”

  22. d17Nk | 5:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    does anybody know where i can find one for my gf?

  23. FatKenney | 6:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Spacial? Well, she does have a heavenly body.

  24. just4kicks | 6:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You will always have a spacial place in my heart…for taking up SOOO much space

  25. Chuck | 7:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    These inter-spacial relationships are difficult.

  26. Tim S | 12:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If you pronounce it “Spay-shul” then the first word should be “Fer”

  27. tekleader | 1:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …in that you are good at taking up space and not much else!

  28. Cecily | 7:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Spacial? Well, it’s better than “horizontally challenged”.

  29. coffeebot | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ME: did you get her digits?
    HIM: no, but I got her coordinates!

  30. emily | 2:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is the card meant for someone who is obese?

  31. Redheaded Stepchild | 12:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The kind of card a spiritual entity gives to someone from the physical plane of existence.

  32. Mark | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Why, Church Lady, you shouldn’t have!

  33. John | 7:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “You see it all in 3-D
    It’s your favorite foreign movie”

  34. W Webb | 9:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A card for the cartographer in your life

  35. grist2600 | 11:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Givin’ it to Buzz Aldrin.

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