Flesh squeezed?

posted on 17 Jul 2010 in Menus

I may not eat there


Photo courtesy of Steve.
Menu found in Japan.

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  1. Matt S. | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Vegatarians need not eat here,your breakfast may or may not be made of “cold cat flesh.”

  2. Algernon | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hannabel who?

  3. Kitsune | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ….. or we may not. I’d depends on how we feel.
    Please enjoy the fava beans

  4. faulty wiring | 8:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally we get to see what morning dog looks like! No wonder people are getting breakfarts.

  5. phoenixx | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    are you being flesh with me?

  6. Ralph hamilton | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION! May contain traces of cat.

  7. Classic Steve | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sure you don’t mean Soylent-Sai?

  8. Tong | 3:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The last chef was sacrificed to create this menu. You must enjoy it.

  9. FatKenney | 3:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    waiter: “Would you like that braised?”
    diner: “No, thanks, I prefer bare flesh.”

  10. emily | 5:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The flesh breakfast set menu offers you morning dog, cold cat, corn poops, gruel and many privates. Priced at only $10. It’s a steal!

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 5:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I do not applove of cannabarism so ret’s eat at Taco Berr instead prease.

  12. Lollerskate | 12:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s downright unethical! I demand my flesh of the sick!

  13. Pearl-chan | 3:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Since it may serve flesh and it may also serve non-flesh, it seems as if I have a chance to get the non-flesh breakfast.

    On the other hand, I might not be lucky enough to get the healthy breakfast.

  14. pauloo | 9:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One of the few restaurants lucky enough to get a legal cannibal menu. Good tasting, AND good for you!

  15. coffeebot | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have mine medium alive.

  16. tekleader | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I see dead people… delicious, dead people…

  17. KB | 3:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I have mine with the yellow cream sauce?

  18. Dawn | 2:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A menu written by a vegan, no doubt.

  19. Cyborj | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ” May serve ” ? Man, im not eating here if your not quite sure. I want my flesh breakfast !!

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