A cat above…

posted on 16 Jul 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

We cat out the middle man…


Photo courtesy of Matthew Bull.
Found at breakfast buffet at 5-star Evergreen Laurel Hotel, Taiwan.

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  1. Algernon | 3:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have the tabby on toast thanks.

  2. jjhitt | 3:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I canz be cheezeburger.

  3. jjhitt | 3:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    CATS: You are on the way to appetizers. Make your time.

  4. Ralph hamilton | 3:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is too much. I had to cover my cats’ eyes when this came up. Isn’t anything sacred? :)

  5. Eduard | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that Cupid who arrowed the cats out cold?

  6. Chuck | 3:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cold cats for you cool cats !

  7. Brandon | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For one night only: The coldest cats in Taiwan will be playing red-hot jazz in the buffet. Don’t be a square, Daddy-o!

  8. DrLex | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We supplement our collection of roadkill every day. Please try our cold badgers and squirrels as well.

  9. Sam | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    (sigh) OK. I can do this… There is no spoon.

  10. beechoak | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ya know, you hear jokes about it, but you never want to believe it…

  11. beechoak | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Andrew Zimmern is filming today…

  12. beechoak | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I COULD make a comment about what they’re eating, but it would belong on the Adult Engrish page…!

  13. Pearl-chan | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cold cats, huh?

    No thanks. I prefer hot dogs.

  14. Kitsune | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hear they taste better if you cook them on a hot tin roof

  15. xila31 | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tomorrow: cats served on a hot tin roof.

  16. ka1ssr | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Delivered fresh daily via catapult.

  17. Brian | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like a cold cat and buttered privates for my breakfart.

  18. Brian | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And can I get that with a side of corn poops?

  19. Grifter | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Revenge is a Tabby best served cold…

  20. coffeebot | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    heheh…
    Put it on my tabby.

  21. Classic Steve | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We serve them cold because people like them curled into balls.

  22. emily | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We sell cold cats and hot dogs.

  23. Tim | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer Morning Dog with my White Gruel, salty vegetables and corn poops.
    That’s what I call a good breakfart.

  24. tai fu | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That wasn’t chicken!

  25. Lovintheengrish | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is a very fancy feast.

  26. A Non-Y Mouse | 11:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s cooler than being a cool cat?

  27. Phil G. | 11:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well…now you know why you never see any stray cats around a Chinese restaurant!

  28. phoenixx | 12:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    must have been dr. evils cat

  29. mickeygreeneyes | 1:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, if I can’t get a hot cat at least once during my stay in Taiwan, the hell with it! The nerve of this restaurant letting a perfectly cooked cat sit around for ten minutes before the lazy waiter served it.

  30. KB | 3:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Truth in advertising. You got to give them that!

  31. FatKenney | 5:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Q: What do you call a varied selection of cold cats?

    A: A meow mix

  32. 500cbfan | 7:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least in Taiwan you can be sure it’s not really cat. On the Mainland, however, it could very likely be. After seeing the photos of dogs and cats in cages outside restaurants in Mainland China, I decided I probably should not go there for a visit, because I’d be arrested for setting them free.

  33. Jewels | 8:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Were these cold cats fat cats? I like ’em lean.

  34. Kitsune | 7:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Save a mouse… eat cold cats.

  35. Ralph hamilton | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry about the typo. (n) But my wife has one of them too.

  36. Lollerskate | 12:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why buy Cat Chow when you can Chew Cat?

  37. lolz | 2:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cats: All your cold cats are belong to us.

  38. coffeebot | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cold Cats…
    Asia’s response to hot dogs?
    *sorry*

  39. Chris S. | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Meow.

  40. Lino NYC/BKK | 1:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Think about it….that may not be a mistake.

  41. ann | 8:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My bologna has a first name, it`s G-A-R-F-I-E-L-D

  42. Cyborj | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone should contact PETA about this. Those cats doesnt have enough room, inside the freezer.

  43. Executor78 | 7:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I always wondered where some of those “meats” came from.

  44. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 8:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Uh, thanks, I’ll just have the pastrami on rye.

  45. Heather | 1:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because cats are just better cold…

  46. Angela | 9:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The first cat is the deepest

  47. LOL | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter: “We’re all out of hot dogs.”
    Chef: “Why not cold cats?”
    Waiter: “Works for me…”

  48. voice of insanity | 2:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If it was Guangzhou, I’d take the cat part seriously. Actually I’m not so sure about Taiwan either…

  49. Meathead | 9:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We not see your Cat rong time. You stop ask prease.

  50. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cat it off!

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