A cat above…

posted on 16 Jul 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

We cat out the middle man…


Photo courtesy of Matthew Bull.
Found at breakfast buffet at 5-star Evergreen Laurel Hotel, Taiwan.

50 captions

  1. Algernon | 3:09 am |

    I’ll have the tabby on toast thanks.

  2. jjhitt | 3:18 am |

    I canz be cheezeburger.

  3. jjhitt | 3:22 am |

    CATS: You are on the way to appetizers. Make your time.

  4. Ralph hamilton | 3:37 am |

    This is too much. I had to cover my cats’ eyes when this came up. Isn’t anything sacred? 🙂

  5. Eduard | 3:54 am |

    Is that Cupid who arrowed the cats out cold?

  6. Chuck | 3:59 am |

    Cold cats for you cool cats !

  7. Brandon | 4:12 am |

    For one night only: The coldest cats in Taiwan will be playing red-hot jazz in the buffet. Don’t be a square, Daddy-o!

  8. DrLex | 4:12 am |

    We supplement our collection of roadkill every day. Please try our cold badgers and squirrels as well.

  9. Sam | 4:41 am |

    (sigh) OK. I can do this… There is no spoon.

  10. beechoak | 4:46 am |

    Ya know, you hear jokes about it, but you never want to believe it…

  11. beechoak | 4:46 am |

    Andrew Zimmern is filming today…

  12. beechoak | 4:48 am |

    I COULD make a comment about what they’re eating, but it would belong on the Adult Engrish page…!

  13. Pearl-chan | 4:57 am |

    Cold cats, huh?

    No thanks. I prefer hot dogs.

  14. Kitsune | 5:17 am |

    I hear they taste better if you cook them on a hot tin roof

  15. xila31 | 6:09 am |

    Tomorrow: cats served on a hot tin roof.

  16. ka1ssr | 6:44 am |

    Delivered fresh daily via catapult.

  17. Brian | 6:53 am |

    I’d like a cold cat and buttered privates for my breakfart.

  18. Brian | 6:54 am |

    And can I get that with a side of corn poops?

  19. Grifter | 7:14 am |

    Revenge is a Tabby best served cold…

  20. coffeebot | 7:16 am |

    heheh…
    Put it on my tabby.

  21. Classic Steve | 8:23 am |

    We serve them cold because people like them curled into balls.

  22. emily | 8:26 am |

    We sell cold cats and hot dogs.

  23. Tim | 9:18 am |

    I prefer Morning Dog with my White Gruel, salty vegetables and corn poops.
    That’s what I call a good breakfart.

  24. tai fu | 9:26 am |

    That wasn’t chicken!

  25. Lovintheengrish | 10:52 am |

    This is a very fancy feast.

  26. A Non-Y Mouse | 11:44 am |

    What’s cooler than being a cool cat?

  27. Phil G. | 11:58 am |

    Well…now you know why you never see any stray cats around a Chinese restaurant!

  28. phoenixx | 12:10 pm |

    must have been dr. evils cat

  29. mickeygreeneyes | 1:54 pm |

    Hey, if I can’t get a hot cat at least once during my stay in Taiwan, the hell with it! The nerve of this restaurant letting a perfectly cooked cat sit around for ten minutes before the lazy waiter served it.

  30. KB | 3:31 pm |

    Truth in advertising. You got to give them that!

  31. FatKenney | 5:01 pm |

    Q: What do you call a varied selection of cold cats?

    A: A meow mix

  32. 500cbfan | 7:43 pm |

    At least in Taiwan you can be sure it’s not really cat. On the Mainland, however, it could very likely be. After seeing the photos of dogs and cats in cages outside restaurants in Mainland China, I decided I probably should not go there for a visit, because I’d be arrested for setting them free.

  33. Jewels | 8:04 pm |

    Were these cold cats fat cats? I like ’em lean.

  34. Kitsune | 7:33 am |

    Save a mouse… eat cold cats.

  35. Ralph hamilton | 10:11 am |

    Sorry about the typo. (n) But my wife has one of them too.

  36. Lollerskate | 12:19 am |

    Why buy Cat Chow when you can Chew Cat?

  37. lolz | 2:19 am |

    Cats: All your cold cats are belong to us.

  38. coffeebot | 6:11 am |

    Cold Cats…
    Asia’s response to hot dogs?
    *sorry*

  39. Chris S. | 9:06 am |

    Meow.

  40. Lino NYC/BKK | 1:59 am |

    Think about it….that may not be a mistake.

  41. ann | 8:07 pm |

    My bologna has a first name, it`s G-A-R-F-I-E-L-D

  42. Cyborj | 4:22 am |

    Someone should contact PETA about this. Those cats doesnt have enough room, inside the freezer.

  43. Executor78 | 7:27 pm |

    I always wondered where some of those “meats” came from.

  44. Uh, thanks, I’ll just have the pastrami on rye.

  45. Heather | 1:24 pm |

    Because cats are just better cold…

  46. Angela | 9:23 pm |

    The first cat is the deepest

  47. LOL | 2:47 pm |

    Waiter: “We’re all out of hot dogs.”
    Chef: “Why not cold cats?”
    Waiter: “Works for me…”

  48. voice of insanity | 2:23 pm |

    If it was Guangzhou, I’d take the cat part seriously. Actually I’m not so sure about Taiwan either…

  49. Meathead | 9:04 pm |

    We not see your Cat rong time. You stop ask prease.

  50. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:14 pm |

    Cat it off!

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