Crap legs cost extra

posted on 7 Jul 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

Best crap under $2.00…


Photo courtesy of Adrienne Hills.
Found in cafeteria in Rotorua, New Zealand.

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  1. faulty wiring | 3:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally! Truth in advertising!

  2. faulty wiring | 3:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A crap stick a day keeps everyone away.

  3. faulty wiring | 3:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you have any steaming crap instead? I’m on a diet.

  4. faulty wiring | 3:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I initially thought the sign outside said ‘To Let’, but when I checked, it didn’t.

  5. Salome | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s pronounced ‘bettered crep stuck’.

  6. Algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How much was it before the beating

  7. Tong | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Could I just have half of a crap stick ? I can’t have too much…, oh, grilled please, I am on a diet. Thank you!

  8. jjhitt | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You have the right to live without the fear of battering. Call the Crap Crisis Line.

  9. jjhitt | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Battered Crap Stick: when laxatives and stool softeners just aren’t enough.

  10. jjhitt | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Battered Crap Stick: An American’s Understanding of the Game of Cricket.

  11. Gappa_goshti | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have it with a diet cock please!

  12. Gappa_goshti | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Crap your hands for the chef!

  13. faulty wiring | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do they wrap it in newspaper or toilet paper?

  14. faulty wiring | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I have my crap with a side of pees?

  15. Ralph hamilton | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OOOH! I’ll bet that smarts.

  16. Grifter | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh this is Bullstick!

  17. Chris | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No thanks. I’ll just go with the “delectable assortment if herbs and spices appetizingly placed over a shingle.”

  18. phoenixx | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the all new holy sh*t diet!!…battered crap, fried crap,steaming crap…we have all sorts of crappy foods for you to enjoy!

  19. BlackDaggerGirl | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is a funny crap! Let’s stick on it! Hahahaha!

  20. Carlos | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Proof positive that you can batter and fry *anything.*

  21. Lovintheengrish | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    People should be scared when the waiter tells them he made the crap stick himself!

  22. Eric Crapton | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I bought the last one.

  23. coffeebot | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Crap on a stick is still better than my step-mother’s cooking.

  24. Max | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In the Old World we called it “drek auf ein shpendel” and it was free.

  25. ZXCVB | 11:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If anyone is wondering what the crap end of the stick looks like, here it is!

  26. beechoak | 11:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When “fair food” goes too far…!

  27. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 2:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have that with the bearded clam strips.

  28. Chuck | 4:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I could never put a price on that. Leave it to the Kiwis !

  29. mickeygreeneyes | 7:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please don’t batter my poor crap stick. It meant no harm.

  30. emily | 7:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does tortured food, or rather tortured garbage, taste better?

  31. Lisa | 8:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Crappy batter :D

  32. Tong | 9:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does it stick to the teeth?

  33. Chico Bodine | 10:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like crap patties better, but… What the hell!

  34. FatKenney | 3:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    with corn … $0.50 extra

  35. coffeebot | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Crap on a stick…
    Asia’s answer to
    shit on a shingle

  36. phoenixx | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    does it come with a side of royal crap sauce?

  37. emily | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How cruel could the chef be!

  38. pumpkinattack | 12:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This stuff is cheap crap.

  39. Steven Arwinkle | 6:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Get your fresh crap here! Straight from the—uhh…..oven!” ;)

  40. DrZos | 2:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes great with Crapola juice!

  41. FatKenney | 6:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And when I say battered crap, I mean we really beat the s*** out of it.

  42. pauloo | 12:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess crab is so common in New Zealand that they just call it crap. D:

  43. Kitsune | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Some people will eat anything if you put it on a stick.

  44. n | 3:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    try it with the piss soup,,delicious,,!!!

  45. Mike | 11:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it proper to dip in corn poop?

  46. Kitsune | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I get this with the poo poo plater?

  47. Mark | 6:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just think, they used to be called freedom fries!

  48. garudamon11 | 2:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Batteled clap stick ?

  49. KyDave | 2:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In case you want to have your crap and beat it too!

  50. LoLCAtZ | 2:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    CHINESE + NZ = crap cooking and inability to spell oops i meant smell

  51. Sho | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Everything taste better deep fried

  52. sparky | 11:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ever have New Zealand crab? it’s crap!

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