Dang those pesky “L” words…

posted on 30 Jul 2010 in Signs

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Photo courtesy of Chris Phillips.
Rest stop sign found in Niigata, Japan.

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  1. Eduard | 3:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Come and enjoy oul new imploved flee palking Rounge and Lestaurant !

  2. jjhitt | 3:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 37  Subtract rating 0  

    Turn light at the right.

  3. jjhitt | 3:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    Continental breakfast or corn poops, which for you?

  4. Tong | 3:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 4  

    Ok, Ok!!! We got it!!! It’s leisure and rest! You lacist Gleek plick!

  5. Algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Come tark have a nice cup of pea.

  6. phoenixx | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    better than all the lest!!!

  7. Aaron | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t folget to lest at riesure & lest rest your riesure be unlestful.

  8. DrLex | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign maker: “OK, I only need to glue these two remaining ‘R’s and one ‘L’ to my nearly finished sign. How hard can it be?”

  9. Grifter | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Some say we’re the best, lest you find someone better.

  10. coffeebot | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I could use a rittle lest and leraxation…

  11. DanT | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Lock and Lorr!

  12. Lovintheengrish | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You’rr learry rike it!

  13. J Villafuerte | 11:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “ROR”

  14. A Non-Y Mouse | 11:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    I suspect a photoshop job. The L is spaced farther from the E than the other letters are from each other. I think someone swapped it with the R and positioned it to match the other E’s distance from the ampersand.

  15. Ralph hamilton | 12:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Lest we folget.

  16. Ralph hamilton | 12:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Apprentice signwriter: “Boss! Whenever I put up a sign I have all these RRRs left over?

    Boss: ‘Same plobrem myself.’

  17. phoenixx | 12:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    so is this where i take my Pee in the Cup test???

  18. Megustami | 2:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ro and behord!

  19. Kitsune | 3:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Tly oul led beans and lice.

  20. FatKenney | 3:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “The lestlooms? Take a light, then a reft, then anotha light.”

  21. Rilriia | 5:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ A Non-Y Mouse: The L is off, but the R is in line with the spacing for the rest of the sign. More likely a goof on the L by the sign maker. Engrish is pretty good at making sure they’re legit.

  22. Darth Na'vi | 6:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The kana says this is at “Ra Ra Pou To”. That gets spelled in romaji as “LaLa Port”, so the Reisure & Rest fits right in. Oh, the humanity!

  23. jjhitt | 6:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Open the Lala port door, HAL….

  24. Amy | 8:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I heal this prace is wondelfur!

  25. Shtiggy | 10:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m calling shenanigans on this one. Look at the L, way too much space. The person who submitted the pic switched the letters.

  26. CIPHER | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We rove you engrish
    :-*

  27. CallieWL | 2:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Speaking from a former sign-maker’s perspective, it’s quite possible the spacing could be off between the letters on a curve like that, depending on how they put the letters on.

  28. ex-NiigataResident | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I can vouch for the varidity of the sign. I have sheen it while dliving on Loute 8 in Niigata Plefecture.

  29. Synexis | 4:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think the L and R were swapped. Doing so would require distorting both letters to an extent that would likely cause their edges to have slightly dissimilar characteristics than their neighbors, which does not appear to be the case here. It’s possible, but it would take a considerable amount of skill and time. If this is a fake, it would have been far easier to make up the entire sign and then replace it in the photograph (within the metal box), then add the branches and shadows. Nonetheless, it lade me maugh.

  30. emily | 3:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We serve all kinds of mirk shakes…..

  31. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Synexis: It wouldn’t be so hard. Just do a perspective correction to make the sign square, swap and rotate the letters, and shift the perspective back. There are easy-to-use tools for this in GIMP and, I assume, PS. This creates a guide for doing a more direct perspective/rotation of each letter while leaving the rest of the image intact.

    The lighting and coloring of the sign is very consistent. Do it all at full resolution then shrink to avoid jaggies & blurs from the rotation. Voila!

    @Rilriia: The R only had the E to line up with and space from. The L has the & and E on either side and the modder made the mistake of aligning it with the & (or more likely aligned the vertical stroke of the L along the line where the R’s was) but the formerly-there R was wider and had pushed the E further out.

  32. MagicalArtemis | 4:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @A Non-Y Mouse:
    It IS a bit suspicious but if you zoom the picture, you’ll see that no piece of pixel is out of place, no unusual white bits…et cetela. XP

  33. Eric Crapton | 11:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lest & Lecreation — L&L.

  34. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @MagicalArtemis: As I said, do the manip with the full resolution version where it’s easier to clean up then shrink it so any little missed bits are averaged away.

    If the modder had the raw file there wouldn’t even be any extra jpeg artifacts.

    As it is, there is a somewhat suspicious blob to the right of the open space inside the L and left of the E in LEST. Could just be a jpeg artifact associated with the E, though.

    Has anyone found a larger version? Tineye finds nothing.

  35. Asian Market Girl | 6:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well… If it wasn’t faked it wont surprise me much (well, at all)

  36. Lady Butterfry | 5:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The cops laid the room when I was getting raid.

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