Entering Wonderland…

posted on 29 Jul 2010 in Chinglish, Signs



Photo courtesy of Greg “Porkfry” Hjertager.
Found in Chengdu, China.

30 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t carry it under your arm

  2. DrLex | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t lose your head!

  3. mickeygreeneyes | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Good advice from Grace Slick!

  4. Lollerskate | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that “wall” guillotine-shaped or is it just me?

  5. Eduard | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whatever it says, wherever it goes, I’ll follow.

  6. Ralph hamilton | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Always listen to your head not your heart.

  7. DrZos | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I was paying attention, but my psychiatrist assured me the voices aren’t real…

  8. JD | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Which one?

  9. Jazzy | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Too late for Marie Antoinette .

  10. Radstronomical | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Sweets. You couldn’t ignore me if you tried.”

  11. Chris | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And watch your ass.

  12. Lovintheengrish | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Always good advice.

  13. Satellite Heart | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve got my eyes on it.

  14. phoenixx | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    THUD! owwwww i watched my head not the wall

  15. jjhitt | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Dont loose your head to save a minute.
    You need your head.
    You’re brains are in it.
    Engrish-Shave.

  16. Carlos | 9:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …Because it’s been trying to tell me something?

  17. CallieWL | 12:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because it’s not just there for looks.

  18. Kitsune | 7:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh man, now I have to pay attention to my head? That’s going to be really distracting, it’s like being aware of your tongue.

  19. Kitsune | 7:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Be aware of your head, we’ll go ahead an call the proctologist.

  20. mickeygreeneyes | 7:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Remember what the dormouse said.

  21. Yugan Dali | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pay attention to your head, it’s the only one you’ve got. I hope.

  22. Urnebess | 1:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not as good as the sign posted a few months ago that said “Be careful in the head.”

  23. Executor78 | 7:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Great, the one part of my body I can’t see directly!!!

  24. John | 5:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wonderful. Which of the voices inside it should I… [bonk] D’OH!

  25. KyDave | 2:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …Cause we won’t do it for you!

  26. Eric the Half -A-Bee | 1:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It might wander into the wrong car.

  27. Dumbass | 5:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pay attention to your head … it might tell you something important … oh who am I kidding!

  28. Max Period | 7:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The proper translation for this is “Mind your head”

  29. avatarshaoran | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You don’t know where it may go

  30. 101mahina | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My guess is that Alice didn’t see the sign…

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