Gas’n'go

posted on 13 Jul 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

Hope you like beans…


Photo courtesy of Nancy Wiegand.
Sign found in Phuket, Thailand.

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  1. Eduard | 3:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s probably healthier to break fart than to bleak fast, but it’s up 2 you, really….

  2. Algernon | 3:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beans and eggs mmm… washed down with a Pepsi

  3. Eduard | 3:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    With a complimentary side effect of an explosive culinary outburst!

  4. Eduard | 3:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Smoking definitely not allowed during meals. ‘Cause…. BOOM!

  5. jjhitt | 3:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s for breakfast? The answer is blowing in the wind.

  6. jjhitt | 3:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No Coke! Pepsi!

  7. Brandon | 4:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, if it really is up 2 me, I think we should eat somewhere else.

  8. DrLex | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If your farts smell of coffee, time to reduce your caffeine intake.

  9. Tong | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Em….this coffee has an unique strong taste, what is the flavour? Or, is it a special method of roasting?

  10. FatKenney | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The little cafe with atmosphere – of choking methane.

  11. Ralph hamilton | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess it is all that red-curry with chillies.

  12. jjhitt | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have two eggs easy, toast and a can of Glade, please.

  13. Lovintheengrish | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The service stinks there.

  14. Xila31 | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Compliments to the chef?

  15. mickeygreeneyes | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Break a good fart now and avoid the rush!

  16. mickeygreeneyes | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Found in Phuket? Yeah, that’s what I say. Phuket!

  17. Lovintheengrish | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I have another one. The sign says “Up 2 You” as it’s up to you if you want to enter a place of farting.

  18. jjhitt | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All of a sudden Morning Dog doesn’t sound so bad.

  19. Eric Crapton | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They meant to say “UP YOUR´S” but something went wrong.

  20. JD | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I would love breakfast, but I’ll pass on the gas.

  21. phoenixx | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take the seat near the open window please.

  22. Yugan Dali | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Great, you get your choice of bleakfast with morning dog, or coffee breakfart. I’ll just stay in bed till noon, thank you.

  23. Shilrey | 10:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is more refined say “windbreaker” instead breakfart no goof or you.

  24. Classic Steve | 1:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t leave it up to me. I was never good at doing it on command….

  25. Kitsune | 2:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The ironic thing is that they don’t have a smoking section

  26. phoenixx | 8:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    wonder if they have a drive thru?

  27. Grifter | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pass the gas…I mean gravy!

  28. Eh | 11:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Breakfart? Phuket, I’m going elsewhere (It’s UP 2 ME, after all).

  29. pauloo | 7:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    AH! Kids, rest stop! Time for my coffee break/fart.

  30. Lollerskate | 12:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whatever you do, skip the coffee!…

  31. Peabrock | 5:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t skip it. Its the most important fart of the day!

  32. EffEff | 9:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Eat here and get gas!

  33. John | 6:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Up 2 You…and out yours.

  34. igiboydeguzman | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Before Left 4 Dead….

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