Like new edition!

posted on 19 Jul 2010 in Chinglish, Toys

Expletives not included…

Photo courtesy of Ryan Bailey.
Radio control helicopter from China.

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  1. Algernon | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Battery add just

  2. Eduard | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This has got to be THE most confusing “breath-taking” exhausting Engrish reading ever!
    I mean, come on, these guys have no comma on their keyboard? Throw in at least ONE full stop somewhere, for crying out loud!
    Jeez…..

  3. Eduard | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A DEFINITELY new-edition new-appearance first-in-its-class stylish combat tool ! “Conjectures” is in inappropriate term to “throw in” there, IMHO.

  4. Eduard | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you FULL real ?!?!

  5. DrLex | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: combat inside. Do not try to disassemble or combat may escape and World War III may ensue.

  6. DrZos | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At last, a useful tool for your science philosophy needs!!! It allows you to throw conjectures! Cannot believe that nobody thought of it earlier…!!! I wish I had one of these during my math classes, it would seriously distract the professor…

  7. coffeebot | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *sigh* My package came missing the combat…

  8. DrZos | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How much does it cost to insure a conjecture-throwing helicopter in Like New edition? Call 1-800-ENGRISH

  9. Kitsune | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Like New Editio? Remote control Jackson 5 Wannabes? And we get to throw them in combat…. COOL!!

  10. Ralph hamilton | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Batteries not cluded in.

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, I’ll throw in a conjecture. This product will SUCK!

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Phew! This is almost as confusing as “Inception”!

  13. Xila31 | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does it do a full real traffic report too?

  14. jjhitt | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It puts the conjectures in the basket.

  15. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Throw in the conjectures for off-hand to off-hand combat!

  16. Daniela | 9:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Conjecture…clearly the Adolf Hitler model!

  17. phoenixx | 11:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    mortal Kombat! batteries not included nor is the recharger pack

  18. Kitsune | 12:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I throw in conjectures that they rated it first among similar products themselves.

    “Rated first among similar products by people who from us receive pay”
    might be more honest..

  19. Chuck | 7:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sure they’re nothing like the Conjectures which Combat Inside my head while trying to make any sense of this !

  20. Take2 | 10:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nice To See That Yoda Found Work It Is.

  21. pamela38 | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only for to be handled by fully trained conjecture combat g.i.”s with similar remote control.

  22. Cyborj | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I just want to make sure if that is Mortal Combat Inside? If not, Im not buying. Please specify which kind of Combat. Thanks.

  23. Taras | 5:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I actually have that i bought one in the airport in beijing!!!

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