No careless accidents allowed

please cautious of whizzing on electric fence, shock of electric may occur.

Depends where you put it

Take care to properly connect all wires, otherwise you risk missing the clectric shock!

What’s a Clectric?

Please get your dose of electric shock at the drinking fountain. Not suitable for children under age 9.

For all you reckless adrenaline-lovers out there:
Watch out! ‘Cause the power we’re supplying…
It’s Clectrifying !
😀

For those with a discriminating taste for shock… it’s not just eclectic! it’s not just electric! It’s “CLECTRIC!”

Maybe it was supposed to be “eclectic” shock.

Tes I posted that on a previous similar topic.

An “eclectic shock” is one coming from various sources.

A “clectric shock” is one received withour an-e-one present

At least it wasn’t a static shock, those things never change.

The less known dance that didn’t sweep the nation: Clectric Shock.

Can I plug in my hybrid?

“It’s clectic!’ Yep, it’s time for the Clectic Slide.

Our electrons are 100% organic. Perfect for hybrids and vegetarians, etc.

If you’re going to do it, then do it RIGHT!

While we’re at it: make sure to sterilize the knife before cutting your own throat, too.

Clectric shock..both a medical condition and an emotion.

If I try to do it carelessly, then what? Will I be shockproof?

Booooooring! A carefully applied clectric shock takes away all the fun.

im sorry, next time i shock myself… ill do it carefully.

So, I guess tripping the light fantastic is out of the question?

Being careful but cheap, give me a clectric shlock treatment.