Olange juice included

posted on 12 Jul 2010 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Peter Douglas.
Found in Narita, Japan.

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  1. JD | 3:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you are planning to have a Dog for Breakfast ………. it damn well will be Bleak

  2. Eric Crapton | 3:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks bleak to me.

  3. Someone | 3:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone took the word “hotdog” a bit too literally.

  4. senny007 | 3:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Their evening dog is was better

  5. senny007 | 3:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *way -_-

  6. faulty wiring | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Very bleak indeed for the dog, because he isn’t a morning type of canine

  7. faulty wiring | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I have a combo? Scrambled dog toast?

  8. beechoak | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Word of advice: if you come in for lunch, don’t eat the Afternoon Toast… it’s been sitting there all day…

  9. beechoak | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Morning Dog: A little more friendly than Morning Cat…

  10. beechoak | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This menu is rather bleak.

  11. jjhitt | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Every dog has his day. Yours is on a biscuit.

  12. Yugan Dali | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    After the morning dog for bleakfast, you can order noon cat for runch.

  13. Yugan Dali | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Morning dog, just what you need for a bleak start to your day.

  14. Algernon | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does the morning dog come sunny side up.

  15. pamela38 | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The future looks bleak for the dog…

  16. Eduard | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Some scLambled speculative eggs and a moLning dog make foL a VEEELY bleak meal…..

  17. Tong | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The toasts and dogs are fine, it is really the depresso coffee.

  18. Xila31 | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you don’t take the morning dog, he won’t be able to hold it until afternoon.

  19. Chuck | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The meal that sets your outlook for the day.

  20. Lovintheengrish | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No eggs, or hash browns and only weak coffee…..that Is bleak!
    (Wonder what they’ll have for runch.))

  21. violetfade | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing like a little morning dog to cure what ails you!

  22. phoenixx | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    who let the dogs out?

  23. Lulu | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Doesn’t the morning dog come BEFORE the bleakfast?

  24. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s bleak, but at least it’s fast.

  25. Chris S. | 10:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Morning Dog… Is that like “Hair of the Dog”?

  26. Classic Steve | 10:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No, you can’t order Life cereal here. Life is meaningless.

  27. jjhitt | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Cry ‘Havoc’, and let slip the dogs of bleakfast.”
    – Wm Shakespeal

  28. Ralph hamilton | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn Lent.

  29. Zakorath, the soulless one | 11:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think it’s a little early for the morning dog, I’m still tired from last night…

  30. iamwho1am | 11:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Flesh Blewed Coffee?

  31. Carlos | 11:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Bleakfast”: food so good that your diet’s future is hopeless.

  32. JD | 12:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Kid: “Mommy, where is Sparky?”
    Mother: “Don’t worry son, once you eat your bleakfast, he will be with you the rest of your life.” “Errr..or unitl you poop.”

  33. FatKenney | 2:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The best part of waking up is schnauzers in your cup.

  34. Boomer | 6:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What – no morning wood?

  35. Boomer | 6:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t want the whole morning dog, just the hair of last night’s dog.

  36. Lollerskate | 6:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Good Molning Everybloody!

  37. mickeygreeneyes | 7:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess we’ll ALL be mourning the dog after bleakfast.

  38. phoenixx | 10:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    morning dog..thought it was morning wood..my bad

  39. JJLuke | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They mean “mornin hot dog”… right? RIGHT?!?! :O

  40. coffeebot | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …because morning dog sounds so much more acceptable than
    morning wood

  41. Canuck | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What no “Morning Blow” ?

  42. mickeygreeneyes | 7:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bleakfast? Why does this remind me of Yom Kippur?

  43. Bill Gates | 9:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing like a little hair of the dog that bit you for bleakfast.

  44. emily | 2:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I would like my morning dog served hot, please.

  45. phoenixx | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    morning dog..lunch cat..diner roadkill

  46. Orapshi | 3:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i thought only Koreans ate dog!

  47. william | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hirigna says:
    morning menu

    the scrambled egg hirigana reads something like scraple eggs
    sukuranupuru eugu however i cant tell if its a circle or a double dash above the “フ” but it looks like a “プ”

  48. Varkson | 10:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bleakfast. The first meal for the recently divorced.

  49. lulz | 12:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you like some orangutan juice with that dog, sir?

  50. Larry | 9:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It looks like a Seattle menu

  51. Dave | 3:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For those mornings you just can”t face.

  52. John | 6:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like my eggs doggy style, please.

  53. Old Man | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Really, nobody eats dog…in the morning…

  54. Chudz | 2:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Morning, Dawg!”

  55. ibloedel | 1:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    shouldn’t it be MOURNING toast for bleakfast

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