Our planes expect you

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   DrLex | 3:12 am |  Vote: 13   1  

   This is your captain speaking. Welcome to Uneasiness Airclaft Airlines. I’m a stunt pilot with 20 years of experience and a bad habit of doing barrel rolls with commercial airliners. Please ask the cabin crew if you need extra barf bags.

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   Eduard | 3:47 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Thanks, but I’ll take the Date Line Express this once…..
   On track, on time, easily and with no dreadful expectations.

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   Jewels | 3:51 am |  Vote: 1   1  

   These plenty color style hard-shell cases special design for worst uneasy turbulence and in case your date is cross with you for buying her wrong color.

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   coffeebot | 4:18 am |  Vote: 8   0  

   The planes wouldn’t be so uneasy if it weren’t for all that noise!

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   beechoak | 4:29 am |  Vote: 8   0  

   Crossing the Date Line: getting to first base on the first date is one thing; taking her on an uneasy plane ride is crossing the line, Mister!

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   DrZos | 4:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Welcome to Transcendal Engrish Airlines. Bord the airclaft without uneasiness and expectations!

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   DrZos | 4:32 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   The airclaft is so uneasy you’ll forget all about the noise and will re-assess your expectations of travelling altogether.

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   Algernon | 5:04 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   What are they uneasy about. The in house meal perhaps

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   mickeygreeneyes | 5:30 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   I would like to escape the noise behind since most of us passengers ate at Pablo San’s Beans and Tortillas Joint near gate 32.

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    mickeygreeneyes | 5:34 am |  Vote: 2   4  

    We have coorest ruggage baggages. Maybe you come see, buy, have happy, uneasy fright acloss date rine.

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    xila31 | 6:20 am |  Vote: 6   0  

    From the noisy, overcrowded airport to the sputtering engine of the plane, if you are expecting uneasy travel, fly with Terror Air.

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    Ralph hamilton | 6:22 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Never fly with an uneasy date.

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    Chris | 7:17 am |  Vote: 7   0  

    Life is so much easier now that I’ve lowered my expectations.

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    Someone | 7:20 am |  Vote: 7   0  

    How do you board an uneasy plane that’s escaping because it got scared from the sound behind him?

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    Lovintheengrish | 7:29 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    Is this an airline or a speed dating service?

    I feel like the phrase “cross the Date Line” may appear as a commercial slogan very soon!

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    phoenixx | 9:08 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    i will just walk..and swim..

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    Chuck | 9:21 am |  Vote: 9   0  

    Escape the noise behind.

    But be prepared for the screaming ahead of you !

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    Grifter | 4:01 pm |  Vote: 2   1  

    Advertising is a delicate claft

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    FatKenney | 4:02 pm |  Vote: 6   0  

    Those Boeing 757’s spook so easily.

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    Kitsune | 1:57 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    At least it wasn’t “Cross the Dress Line”

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    DECMATH | 6:01 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    This plane isn’t going to Guam, is it?

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