Please use the safety sidewalk…

posted on 6 Jul 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

I sing the electric dangerous…

Photo courtesy of Charles Plubell.
Found on subway in Beijing, China.

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Fady | 4:02 am | Vote: 0 0

PLEASE!! BE A CAUTIOUS
Algernon | 4:04 am | Vote: 0 0

Do not touch the sign lest you fall down
DrZos | 4:05 am | Vote: 1 0

Clearly more dangerous than a magnetic.
faulty wiring | 4:11 am | Vote: 0 0

Eel? Boogaloo? Dreams? How am I supposed to know what to look out for? And besides, it’s really hard to see your sign through all these exposed cables and naked wires. Someone’s going to trip over and hurt themselves.
Ralph hamilton | 4:41 am | Vote: 0 0

Will give you an eclectic shock.
Salome | 4:55 am | Vote: 0 0

T-shirt, please.
DrZos | 5:27 am | Vote: 0 0

An electric fabulous
DECMATH | 5:44 am | Vote: 0 0

Album cover, please.
faulty wiring | 5:56 am | Vote: 0 0

Grammatically correct sign, please.
FatKenney | 5:57 am | Vote: 1 0

Much more efficient than the old-fashioned hand-cranked dangerous.
DrLex | 6:20 am | Vote: 0 0

Family of the Electronic Unsafe.
sanjūro | 6:52 am | Vote: 0 0

Okay, this is the first Walt Whitman joke I’ve seen on this site. Awesome.
Chris | 7:14 am | Vote: 0 0

Much more dangerous than the old fashioned wood-burning dangerouses.
coffeebot | 7:17 am | Vote: 0 0

Please heed a sign informational.
Lovintheengrish | 8:48 am | Vote: 1 0

The Electric Dangerous is my favorite dance!
Kitsune | 8:52 am | Vote: 0 0

It’s much worse than a wind up dangerous.
don | 10:47 am | Vote: 0 0

It’s electric, boogie woogie woogie…………..
Classic Steve | 10:47 am | Vote: 1 0

It’ll never catch on. You’ll have to make do with a hybrid dangerous.
Tex | 11:34 am | Vote: 0 0

Electric dangerous? That must be the name of the band that is playing live in the foreigner.
phoenixx | 2:25 pm | Vote: 0 0

what a SHOCKING sign
CallieWL | 2:26 pm | Vote: 0 0

An electric dangerous what?
phoenixx | 2:28 pm | Vote: 0 0

some smart alek switched the “wet floor” sign, with this sign..
some random person runs into the room…

weeeeee!! THUD!!!! I’ve fallen and i can’t get up!!
Ageless | 2:31 pm | Vote: 0 0

New Phil Oakley song: Together in Electric Dangerous.
Ralph hamilton | 3:45 pm | Vote: 0 0

Do Androids dream of electric Dangerous?
Ralph hamilton | 3:47 pm | Vote: 0 0

Well. I guess the grammar would be of secondary concern, after you had just blown your arse off.
emily | 7:00 pm | Vote: 0 0

An electric dangerous. You avoid safe.
mickeygreeneyes | 8:31 pm | Vote: 0 0

That’s “An electric BE dangerous.” Please get it right. Thank you.
Chuck | 8:37 pm | Vote: 0 0

Used to be just Mechanically Unsound.

That’s progress for you !
David Brent | 5:32 am | Vote: 0 0

There was a young man from Darjeeling
Whose dong reached up to the ceiling.
In the electric light socket
He’d put it and rock it —
Oh God! What a wonderful feeling!
Chops | 6:25 am | Vote: 0 0

Wow – that is extremely funny – now lets see you say/write that in chinese – dingleberries…
Jim | 2:13 pm | Vote: 0 0

A Funny Obtrusive!
Dennis | 3:08 pm | Vote: 0 0

…in concert…
on the Loudness reunion tour…
Executor78 | 7:29 pm | Vote: 0 0

I am the Electric Dangerous!
geltdrakken | 7:08 pm | Vote: 0 0

I King Lizard am the no one live gets out
Hektor | 12:07 am | Vote: 0 0

When we touch! And when we kiss-ah!
John | 6:36 pm | Vote: 0 0

We gonna walk down to Electric Avenue
And then we’ll take it higher…
Max Period | 7:40 pm | Vote: 0 0

Translation from Chinese: “Danger – Electricity”
DragonLady | 2:39 pm | Vote: 0 0

Sign at IBM: An electronic dangerous