Right next to Touch and Dress

posted on 27 Jul 2010 in Buildings

Come in and let our tailors man touch you…

Photo courtesy of AJP.
Found in Gosen City, Niigata Japan.
“The store which offers the place which people and a man touch and suit”

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  1. jjhitt | 3:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t be fooled. It’s full of sheep.

  2. jjhitt | 3:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    How much just to touch your place?

  3. Eduard | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I think Cupid went just a little too far on this “people and a man touch in a public place” sort of thing….. Unless by people they meant women. If so, I’m there, Cupid! Bring it on!

  4. Tong | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The accurate leg measuring was a nice touch. I was really touched…

  5. DECMATH | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    First the touch, then the suit. Sounds like my last workplace.

  6. Algernon | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Are you sure this wasn’t taken in New Zealand.

  7. DrLex | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The touching of our people will suit you.

  8. xila31 | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    And by suit they mean “sexual harassment” suit.

  9. Chris | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Uh oh-bad touch!

  10. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They measure one side, move it over, and measure the other side. That’s how they do it.

  11. phoenixx | 8:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    located in the tama plaza

  12. Ageless | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Mom always warned me for strange men touching me..

  13. Carlos | 8:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    You would think that once the slogan got that long and stupid that they would have double-checked it with a translator other than babelfish before investing the time, money, and effort to accommodate it up there.

  14. Darth Na'vi | 12:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    You’d have thunk, Carlos! But then, what would become of Engrish.com?

  15. mickeygreeneyes | 1:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Make it “people and a woman touch” and that will “suit” me fine!

  16. mickeygreeneyes | 1:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It puts on the lotion and then it will be allowed to touch the suit.

  17. Ralph hamilton | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Obviously they pay the signwriter by the job not the letter.

  18. Pete | 5:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just another empty suit.

  19. Scooter McJunkin | 7:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this place owned by Dipper Dan?

  20. M | 9:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This shop has touched my heart! Now… the suit!

  21. phoenixx | 9:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    they feel you..in more ways than one

  22. Fancy Pansy | 12:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Suit you sir! Ooh.

  23. tekleader | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Help, the tailor is touching my special place!

  24. Kitsune | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “People and a Man” wasn’t that a TV show with Freddie Prinze?
    Wait that was “Chico and the Man” never mind.

  25. Spoo | 6:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    People and a man…and lots of sheep???

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