Signs Moms Wrote

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1. 

   Algernon | 3:03 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   I’m really pissed off about that!

2. 

   emily | 3:54 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Someone told me that urine and excreta are actually organic fertilisers. They are environment-friendly…..

3. 

   jjhitt | 4:20 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   I know that Ozzy Osbourne pee’d on the Alamo, but I didn’t know he’d done the Great Wall.

4. 

   FatKenney | 5:51 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Nag, nag, nag.

5. 

   coffeebot | 6:01 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   Stop picking your nose

6. 

   ka1ssr | 6:06 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   And slouch! Don’t!

7. 

   beechoak | 6:08 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   You should have gone before you left the house!

8. 

   beechoak | 6:09 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   “How about a picture of you next to the relic?… Hoooooooold it…!”

9. 

   Lovintheengrish | 7:29 am |  Vote: 0   1  

   But that’s what relics are for!

10. 

    Ralph hamilton | 7:49 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Yeah. I wouldn’t pee om that relic either.

11. 

    Chris | 9:18 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    And don’t forget-eat slowly and chew your food well, don’t talk to strangers, don’t pick up hitchhikers…

12. 

    Chris | 9:19 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    And don’t put things in your mouth you find in the trash

13. 

    phoenixx | 9:37 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    care about the environment…do not pee on the relic..

14. 

    gbear | 10:37 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Don’t start relieving
    Hold onto that feeling.

15. 

    Chris Horn | 12:09 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Don’t be a dick. Don’t piss on the Great Wall.

16. 

    engrishwebmaster | 1:06 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    Brush your teeth

17. 

    engrishwebmaster | 1:06 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

    Call your mom more often.

18. 

    mickeygreeneyes | 1:28 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    But it would be such a r-e-l-i-e-f!

19. 

    Cindy | 7:16 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    But moooom…

20. 

    phoenixx | 3:03 am |  Vote: 0   2  

    that relic is only for potty training… thank you for your cooperation!

21. 

    A Non-Y Mouse | 5:31 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Man, the Chinese write some bad haiku.

22. 

    JD | 6:05 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    “What do you mean I’m not allowed to enter with Sears catalog?”

23. 

    Kitsune | 6:10 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    “Care about the cultural Relic” was this outside a retirement home?

24. 

    Dania | 6:23 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Don’t create unnecessary hullabaloo.

25. 

    Kitsune | 10:06 am |  Vote: 1   2  

    Don’t relieve yourself? Haven’t they learned anything from the “Hold your wee to win a Wii contest?” Not relieving yourself can kill you.

26. 

    Coffee Addict | 8:52 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Plop, Plop! Fizz, Fizz! Oh, what a relief it…isn’t.

27. 

    Jeff | 5:44 pm |  Vote: 2   2  

    Way to go Timmy! Show the relic no relief!

28. 

    Cyborj | 6:02 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    the next sign on the right says: RELIEVE YOURSELF HERE.

29. 

    Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 9:13 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Care about the cultural relic.
    Care about the environment.
    Don’t relieve yourself.
    Wipe your feet.
    Clean your room.

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