You must not return it!

posted on 5 Jul 2010 in Containers

Photo courtesy of Michael Burville.
Tag found on wallet in Japan.

32 captions

  1. Fady | 4:03 am |

    OR ELSE!!

  2. Fady | 4:04 am |

    it is the sixth sense sensitive

  3. faulty wiring | 4:24 am |

    Damnit, these jeans don’t work! It must be all this zoloft clogging my synapses!

  4. Ralph hamilton | 4:31 am |

    Look here Tojo old chap,. I don’t want to handle your goods.

  5. faulty wiring | 4:32 am |

    ‘But officer, I wasn’t shoplifting! I was merely following the instructions on the pack! Now I’m off for a walk into oncoming traffic because google maps told me to.’

  6. DrZos | 4:45 am |

    Who wouldn’t be satisfied with high sense synapses?

  7. FatKenney | 5:02 am |

    I’ve got to hand it to you, this is one satisfying wallet!

  8. DrLex | 5:17 am |

    If you are not satisfied with our creation, we will beat you with it until your synapses cause you to feel a high sense of pain.

  9. Algernon | 5:38 am |

    A wallet that gives you that warm wet feeling.

  10. beechoak | 6:22 am |

    You keep your high sense goods to yourself!

  11. beechoak | 6:22 am |

    Woo-hoo! Free stuff!

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 6:46 am |

    Okay, okay! I’ll be satisfied with it. But what the heck is it?

  13. beechoak | 6:50 am |

    Be wary of the high sense materials if upon rubbing your wallet it morphs into a suitcase…

  14. Terry | 6:55 am |

    Synapse Japan: We would like to hand our goods to you !

    Mugger Detroit: Awright buddy, hand over the goods !

    You must be satisfied or your money back!

  15. phoenixx | 7:32 am |

    make sure to try the nice white hug me jacket, sit in the corner in the round room

  16. Chris | 8:32 am |

    Strangely enough, I don’t feel completely satisfied.

  17. Lovintheengrish | 8:34 am |

    It has video cameras around the store.

  18. coffeebot | 8:55 am |

    Carefully satisfy!

  19. Lollerskate | 11:52 am |

    You dare bring feedback to my shop!? YOU MUST PRAISE!!

  20. Cecily | 5:30 pm |

    High sense? That is flagrant false advertising.

  21. mickeygreeneyes | 8:42 pm |

    Did you guys ever think that there may be times when I don”t WANT to creative and make caption at here?

  22. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:07 am |

    Please! We have nothing else to give!

  23. CallieWL | 2:27 pm |

    As long as you don’t throw them at me.

  24. phoenixx | 2:33 pm |

    >_> talk about being an offer you can’t refuse…

  25. Well, you can’t make me, so there! (raspberry)

  26. The Anon. Rockstar | 7:34 pm |

    You must take it because of the sense needed to create it!

  27. MitziBell | 10:53 am |

    “We would like to hand our goods to you …” Oh, how many times have I been out at a gay bar and some pair of guys approaches me with THAT line …. 😉

  28. YJ | 7:39 pm |

    In another word buy or die.

  29. Dennis | 12:49 pm |

    Or else…

  30. Heather | 2:03 pm |

    I’ll handle your goods, but I don’t know how satisfied I’ll be…

  31. Lisa | 2:49 am |

    just please dont drop them

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:55 pm |

    We’d like to, but we decided we’ll keep them and give you goods you won’t be satisfied with.

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