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posted on 9 Jul 2010 in Menus, Signs

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Found in Japan.

Japanese says “soft milk jelly”.

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  1. Eduard | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Great! But where ARE they ?!

  2. Eduard | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Got milk jellies?

  3. Eduard | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aren’t they the most gentle milk jellies or WHAT?

  4. Fady | 4:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    mmm…
    I think I’ll pass today and go with courtesy drink

  5. Algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Custard perhaps

  6. Ralph hamilton | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who gives a stuff. I’ll have Rum.

  7. Sam | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ingredients: (may contain one or more of the following) …

  8. beechoak | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Milk of Magnesia Jellies are gentleness on the stomach…

  9. beechoak | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My milk turns to jellies when it has sat out on the counter for three days.

  10. DrZos | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Did you run out of “rudeness or jujubes”??????

  11. DrLex | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whatever they are, I want to know if they go well with the battered crap stick.

  12. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So it’s brie, then?

  13. Chris | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it pudding? Because if it’s pudding you can’t have any until you finish your meat. How can you have pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

  14. phoenixx | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    a new dish served exclusively at the krusty krab

  15. emily | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s really gentle! It does not retaliate even if you eat it up!

  16. Xila31 | 8:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They are milk jellies, more commonly known as pudding. You eat them with a small shovel, also called a spoon.

  17. demondude777 | 12:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And if I want both? What then?

  18. mickeygreeneyes | 12:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmm. Let me see. (Holds chin in hand and looks thoughtfully at cracks in ceiling.) Do I want comfort food or just plain comfort?

  19. Chuck | 1:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you feeling lucky, punk ?

  20. Bob* | 3:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    don’t you love surprises?

  21. Forrest | 3:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Life used to be a box of chocolates.

  22. faulty wiring | 5:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘…or they are cats vomit. Please retain this card for the poisons information centre in the event of accidental consumption.’

  23. FatKenney | 6:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And they are delicious, or nauseating.

  24. phoenixx | 10:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    uhhh wheres the beef?

  25. Pete | 3:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The japanese reads “Soft Milk Jelly”.

    (in other words “milk pudding”….why they call it “zeri” (jelly) instead of “purin” (the usual word for “pudding”) is beyond me.

    Whatever. I guess it’s better than HARD milk jelly…

  26. Chuck | 11:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And I thought life was a box of chocolates.

  27. pauloo | 5:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Realistically, if I only had the choice between gentleness and mint jellies, I’d much rather have gentleness. Who wants violent mint jellies anyway? Taste does NOT rule here.

  28. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 6:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll think I’ll have the serenity or cherry pie instead ….

  29. Yj | 7:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Take with care, no hurting feelings.

  30. iLock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take the gentleness!

  31. garudamon11 | 2:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter !!! the milk jellies called me a biatch !!

  32. Eric the Half -A-Bee | 1:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Prease be polite to the milk jellies, or you could be handled roughly or leg of chickens.

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