A tad skankier than pixie dust…

posted on 19 Aug 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Anapat S.
Found at a Thai restaurant.

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  1. faulty wiring | 3:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Self saucing… with stinky fish sauce

  2. faulty wiring | 3:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, if she’s cooked her crabs, that’s one less thing to worry about. That narrows it down to HIV, gonorrhoea, chlamydia, syphilis, herpes, warts, chancroid, hep B and moral turpitude…

  3. DrZos | 3:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The “Where are they now?” edition on Tinkerbell.

  4. Eduard | 3:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The latest title in the “Hooker Health” magazine.

  5. DrZos | 3:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Crabs have questionable morals (and cooking habits…)

  6. MingTheMerciless | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    If you frequent a Thai massage parlor and decide to have dinner there as well, you are taking your chances.

  7. Algernon | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Crabs with matresses strapped to their backs

  8. Terri | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whore dust is tasty, but I prefer mine chunky.

  9. mickeygreeneyes | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer to have my whore dust cooked by a chef with a more engaging personality, thank you.

  10. mickeygreeneyes | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whore dust for dinner again? Mom!

  11. jjhitt | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Last time I’ll watch Animal Planet at three in the morning.

  12. JD | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just because it is loose, doesn’t mean it is easy.

  13. DrLex | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whore dust, the key ingredient for a whoresome meal.

  14. jjhitt | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is a Spongebob episode I haven’t seen yet.

  15. Kitsune | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Crab cooked in whore dust? I really hope that a euphemism for something.

  16. Classic Steve | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that what Jack the Ripper had in mind?

  17. demondude777 | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuxem me sir, my crab is a little too whorey tonight.

  18. Grifter | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes perfect with our Pimpcorn Shrimp

  19. Sophia Walker | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whore juice I could see. Whore dust, not so much…

  20. Firstborn | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Crabs cooked in whore dust taste really lousy!
    Get it?

  21. Carlos | 12:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Whore dust”? Is that is that a new euphemism for cocaine? If so, then I guess “crab” just refers to a junkie with a bad attitude and the whole thing makes perfect sense.

  22. phoenixx | 1:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    break out the antibacterial soap and hand sanitizers

  23. Kitsune | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, there’s whore dust in my crap

  24. Ralph hamilton | 2:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wgore dust is from treeswith lax morals.

  25. FatKenney | 4:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like an add from the back of one of “those” catalogs:

    “Sprinkle some of THIS on her crab cakes and she’ll lose all control.”

  26. FatKenney | 4:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll see this and more on “Crustaceans Gone Wild”.

  27. Darth Na'vi | 6:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    UnbeLIEVable! :-0

  28. Brian | 7:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ปูผัคพงกธะฑธี — close?

  29. Petit | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Thai a word “Whore” and “Curry” was nearly sound.
    It’s Tinglish + Fail

  30. Ale | 9:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They spelled the Thai wrong as well

  31. Darth Na'vi | 2:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Petit-thanks for the information.

  32. Isaac Lam | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like Mr Krabs doesn’t just cook Krabby Patties…

  33. Wolf | 5:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whore dust, it’s not just for breakfast anymore.

  34. Led Robster Man | 7:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this better than the twice-jerked chicken I saw on the menu?

  35. Led Robster Man | 8:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder how well this goes with their spicy fennel and gonorrhea salad?

  36. Led Robster Man | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if this goes well with the fennel and gonorrhea salad?

  37. Joyce | 6:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s so difficult to find decent workers these days…

  38. Meathead | 8:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who doesn’t?

  39. garudamon11 | 1:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Or else it gets the hore again !

  40. Anon101 | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Brian
    It’s ปูผัดผงกระหรี่ actually.

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