All our fruits are cooked sweet on people
posted on 20 Aug 2010 in Chinglish
This is the best description of bubble tea to date.
Photo courtesy of Jbake.
Juice bar found in China.
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‘Gimme shot a gum disease bubble tea. I need something to wash this whore dust out of my mouth.’
I did not know the people of Tianjin were so inflammable.
Orange: this years’ green…
“Orange, the first green, green is in the middle with a light yellow, and orange is that of a mature orange. No a mature orange.”
Sounds like the description a confused traffic light operator would give to his shrink. Nurse!
orange is the new green
Hmmm….. Let’s see:
Bar? Awesome!!
Hypnotizing colour therapy? Not so sure…..
Oranges cooked on people and possibility for gum disease?
:-O ‘ the H*** is wrong with you people?
Yousuan You is People !!! They’ve turned them into orange juice popsicles with green in the middle (and a light yellow) !!!
It’s made from people.
A mature orange, not a mature orange.
You’re only as orange as you feel.
Either the counter in this place is real tall, or this bubble tea knocks you flat on your back on the floor.
“you suan you sweet?” What’s they do…forget the word “tian” (sweet) or not have a dictionary to look up “suan” (sour)??
Your fruits can be any color they like.
The basic storyline of Clockwork Orange.
Poetry on a bar-menu. Lovely
I see mature orange people.
* Try our latest addition of the menu: Whore dust tea. With a subtle crab cook aftertaste. *
I can do the orange juice popsicles! But first, let’s do some gum disease bubble tea.
Does this have anything to do with the Hong Kong bootleg dubs of One Piece where they keep translating Sanji as Sunkist?
Do not eat the orange juice popsicles after you have done them.
I’m less worried about gum disease than about a mental disorder here.
Is bubble tea the Chinese version of Soylent Green?
soilent green in form
typo:
soilent green in liquid form
No bubbles were harmed in the testing and manufacture of this drink.
[However, the orange is hopelessly psychotic.]
Can I get my bubble tea with an exrta shot of gum disease please?
Coke, please.
@phoenixx No that’s Soylent Cola. I hear the taste varies from person to person.
They got some crazy mixed up kids over there.
Orange people? Oh, they mean the Kardashians.
Tea bubbles hot,
Tea bubbles cold,
Gingivitis in the pot,
Nine days old.
Soylent Orange is cooked on people !
I’d like the Gum Disease, please
Warning: This juice bar is recommended only for a mature oranges.
Please let me know if ever you could find green oranges.
Doctor: “You silly fella, that’s not gum disease; it’s bubble tea!”
Is this a product description or Yes lyrics?
Charlton Heston tried to warn us about this back in the 70s…”Soylent Green….it’s people!!!”
Orange! The New Green.
Ok, waiter I’m confused. Is it a mature orange or isn’t it? …..No?……..Ok then. I’ll have the gum disease bubble tea.
Ok the colours had me tantalized there for a moment, but I changed my mind as soon as I saw gum disease…
Usually I get the gist of these… not this time…