Because basic white is so flashy…

posted on 31 Aug 2010 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

My helmet made a LOT of promises…

Photo courtesy of Ralf P.
Helmet found in Vietnam.

21 captions

  1. jjhitt | 3:23 am |

    SPF 100,000

  2. DrLex | 3:28 am |

    Heat in oven for 30 minutes and then press onto your head for fresh & hot impression.

  3. jjhitt | 3:33 am |

    What does the dopey nerd helmet look like?

  4. coffeebot | 3:43 am |

    Mine promised “get laid”
    all I wanted was get safety

  5. jjhitt | 3:51 am |

    I was fashionably thrown from my bike as it left the road. A hot and fresh impression was made on the nearest tree.

  6. beechoak | 3:52 am |

    Darth Vader’s recruiting campaign for storm troopers…

  7. DrZos | 4:28 am |

    White, the new hot color!

  8. DrZos | 4:30 am |

    The company who brought you the Suning Helmet, now proudly presents the Mooning Pants!

  9. Brandon | 4:46 am |

    This helmet promises a lot… but, can it deliver?

  10. Ralph Hamilton | 5:42 am |

    Q. Have you ever used a SUNING helmet.

    A. No. I have never Suned.

  11. Ralph Hamilton | 5:44 am |

    Ten dorrar helmet. Suitable for ten dorrar head.

  12. Algernon | 5:55 am |

    Not for cool cllimates

  13. Big Fat Cat | 6:00 am |

    A must have for fat and ugly chicks. Makes you look hot and fashionable.

  14. xila31 | 6:09 am |

    I hear helmets are huge on the Paris runways this year.

  15. Kitsune | 6:24 am |

    I thing the Geico Gecko wears one of these.

  16. mickeygreeneyes | 6:32 am |

    Never trust a promise-making helmet! Believe me. I learned the hard way. They say “forever” but they don’t even call you in the morning. Sob!

  17. Kitsune | 6:50 am |

    I didn’t realize that sunning was dangerous enough to require a helmet.

  18. Chris | 7:07 am |

    Eggshell blue is the new white.

  19. Gloria | 2:31 pm |

    Helmet impressions might start out fresh and hot, but then they usually turn stale and cold.

  20. phoenixx | 2:31 pm |

    the new must have for the girl on the go!! the suning hair dryer helmet!

  21. Tom | 6:09 pm |

    now i can be the cop “It’s fun to go to the Y M C A”. I’ll finish this outfit with a “diahrrea” shirt, then I’m primed to hang a WalMart…

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