Choose clothes daily

posted on 17 Aug 2010 in Signs

My bottom isn’t foppush enough!


Photo courtesy of M.S.
Fashion boutique found in Japan.

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  1. faulty wiring | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Another perplexing philosophical observation by Alice, the toilet squatting stickwoman.

  2. Terri | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t complicate my life by making me choose clothes every day. Sometimes I want to wear the same clothes all week.

    Some days I don’t want any. What’s the point of having a foppush bottom if nobody can see it?

  3. faulty wiring | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It takes some talent to remain quiet whilst foppushing an arrival at your bottom to the point of needing a change of clothes. Good work, Alice!

  4. Eduard | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This Alice and her bottom…… silent but foppush !

  5. mickeygreeneyes | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can’t make this stuff up.

  6. Algernon | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Noth the sort of clothes you stampede with then

  7. Sam | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If your life is going down the toilet, come see Alice. She will make your arrival at the bottom more foppush!

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I will still have my life without Alice

  9. Jazzy | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Alice – “Tops for Bottoms”

  10. DrZos | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you have a life? When it hits rock bottom, Alice will help you keep your foppush style alive 😉

  11. DrLex | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gee, I didn’t know I had to be into a life. I thought it was OK to be dead, but apparently that was just a foppush idea.

  12. jjhitt | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ One dress makes you taller
    And one dress makes you fat.
    The top that Alice gives you
    Look like it’s made from a dead cat ♫

  13. Ralph hamilton | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Christopher Robin wennt down with Alice.

  14. Chris | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Go ask Alice…

  15. Big Fat Cat | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Alice in Tokyo is the sequel to Alice in Wonderland where Alice found herself getting to choose foppush designer clothes made by the rabbit and Mad Hatter to the queen’s party.

  16. pamela38 | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Come into the life! (in a deep hypnotizing voice).
    -You are now foppush with your new clothes…

  17. Xila31 | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally, now I can choose clothes everyday and not have to go without!

  18. Bridget | 8:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I have FINALLY arrived…..at the bottom.

  19. Gwydion Williams | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you can lose your head, but keep your bottom foppush…

  20. Ayuvince | 10:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Off with her bottom!

  21. pauloo | 12:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So I can be poor, at rock bottom, AND get clothes everyday? Wow, and Alice won’t tell anyone she’s helping me… how delightful bargain.

  22. coffeebot | 12:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sooooo into a life

  23. phoenixx | 2:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    alice cooper’s new fashion line?

  24. Kitsune | 7:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is opposed to the Hobo shop across the street where you are encouraged to wear the same cloths every day.

  25. Chuck | 1:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No. Alice doesn’t shop here any more.

  26. Carlos | 12:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fact: Alice quietly helps my feelings of being into life.

  27. Hilfy | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    jjhitt – LMAO and dating myself in the process…

  28. Christine | 10:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WHOO-HOO! I have ARRIVED! (At the bottom of life, Alice helped me do it quietly…)

  29. David | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer to be dead when I shop, but, I guess I’ll try to get into a life.

  30. Kitsune | 8:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Check out the fashion through the looking glass

  31. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 6:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ You can get anything you want at Alice’s Clothes Boutique (excepting Alice) ….♫♪

  32. Spoo | 5:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s an elevator!
    No, it’s a closet!
    No, it’s a crib, or maybe a coffin? I give up! *stomping away*

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