Fight fire with fire!

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   Tong | 3:27 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   It will make your skin looking healthy and tanned. SPF31? I guess it is extra strength, so, really tanned!

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   That guy with the face | 3:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Your skin will get used to it… maybe….. eventually…….

3. 

   jjhitt | 3:37 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Also available in Fire, Bleach, Poison Ivy and Scabies.

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   Typo Tat | 3:44 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   This is why one should never buy a brand knockoff. You just never know what their secret ingredient is. It could be stuffed full of ultraviolet rays…

5. 

   FatKenney | 4:12 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   And now try our new SPF 60 with gamma rays!

6. 

   phoenixx | 4:53 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   the new sunscreen for ants

7. 

   DrZos | 5:06 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   With SPF 31 say goodbye to the obsolete SPF 30

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   DrZos | 5:08 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   CAUTION: Use UV blocking sunglasses when applying.

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   DrZos | 5:13 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Too bad they used most of their budget in the R&D to improve from SPF30 to SPF31. Now they have no money left to use brand new tubes, so they used some old beaten-up ones instead.

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    Eduard | 5:29 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    What doesn’t kill you makes you… tanner!

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    Kitsune | 6:03 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I guess the 31 means that saying out 5 minutes would be equivalent to staying out 2 hours and 35 minutes…

12. 

    JD | 6:03 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The burning sensation tells you it is working, but is only temporary, followed by hours of entertaining skin peeling sessions.

13. 

    xila31 | 6:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Superman uses it for a boost on those days when he’s feeling not so super.

14. 

    jjhitt | 6:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    it puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets this quote again.

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    DrLex | 6:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    This is actually a hat with head-mounted high-power ultraviolet laser beams featuring an automatic targeting system. It will protect your skin from any incoming threat, except UV radiation.

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    mickeygreeneyes | 7:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    That Christian Aujard! What a comical kidder!

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    mickeygreeneyes | 7:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Recommended by lobsters everywhere.

18. 

    Ralph hamilton | 7:36 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Can yiou smell something burning?

19. 

    salatoma | 10:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Only the Sun can protect you from the Sun!

20. 

    Pete | 1:34 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    But Doc, my personal trainer told me to feel the burn!

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    pauloo | 9:55 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Heavens! Sun block by the *cough* highly esteemed *cough* stylish *cough cough* designer Christian Audigier?! The wife-abandoning, insufferable douchebag in me has to get ahold of twelve bottles of this stuff, so I can be pictured soaking up the sun in public, also most likely wearing oversized, unflattering shirts with gang writing and prints of tigers on them.

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    pauloo | 9:58 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Why prevent the inevitable? Put those damn rays right on your skin! You ain’t gettin’ any younger/prettier/tanner!

23. 

    Conventi | 11:17 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    For mutants only.

24. 

    Gloria | 3:19 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Also make a so tasty gleat glirring sauce-ee!

25. 

    Lisa | 9:49 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Paris? :S

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    Cari | 12:04 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    SPF -31

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    Phoenix | 1:59 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’m GLOWING! Better put on sunscreen, guys, ’cause I’ll make you burn…

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    Lady Butterfry | 5:32 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Our Father in heaven…

    and deliver us WITH evil…Amen.

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    Ich | 8:43 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    How can you get burned if you’re already burnt.

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    tekleader | 1:09 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Also try our new line of insect repellant.
    Protect your skin with bees, mosquitos, and other biting/stinging insects!

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    garudamon11 | 2:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    and then it puts the rotion on its skin ……. LOL

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