I eat this religiously

posted on 18 Aug 2010 in Vending Machines

….a richer, fatter life.

Photo courtesy of M.S.
Ice cream vending machine found in Japan.

32 captions

  1. Eduard | 3:23 am |

    I’m so blessed with such a bounty of angelic goodness.
    “I scream” of happiness!

  2. Algernon | 3:57 am |

    So the icrecream is white and has wings then.

  3. beechoak | 3:57 am |

    The taste is pure Heaven

  4. beechoak | 3:57 am |

    Better than the gift I got from the Bluebird of Happiness…

  5. Brandon | 4:08 am |

    “Sweet Jesus! That’s good ice cream!”

  6. J. R. Oppenheimer | 4:12 am |

    Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds!

  7. faulty wiring | 4:22 am |

    Holy Sweet!

  8. jjhitt | 4:23 am |

    I’m sorry, Ms. Messenger. We’ve outsourced your job to the Demon of Deep Fried Jalepenos.

  9. faulty wiring | 4:27 am |

    I see the light! Or the lite, low carb non-dairy option.

  10. jjhitt | 4:27 am |

    Serving Size: 2.5 cherubs.

  11. faulty wiring | 4:32 am |

    I scream you scream we all scream for everlasting sugary goodness

  12. jjhitt | 4:36 am |

    I’d rather have a visit from the Ice Cream Angel than the Weiner Fairy.

  13. DrLex | 4:52 am |

    I don’t want a richer life, I want a more foppush life.

  14. faulty wiring | 5:01 am |

    And after a restful pause on the seventh day, God thought unto himself: ‘What I really need now is an always open ice cream store selling reasonably priced dairy flavoured snacks with a kooky name and cer-azy theme character…maybe a penguin or an eskimo or something…’

  15. faulty wiring | 5:10 am |

    “Father, forgive me, for I have sinned. I ate salad for dinner last night.”
    “Satan’s spawn! Say 200 ‘Hail Chocolate Sprinkles’ and then order three super double jumbo marshmallow supremes with hot fudge.”

  16. phoenixx | 6:04 am |

    move over red bull this ice cream gives you wings…

  17. Ralph hamilton | 7:07 am |

    Is it better than Sara Lee?

  18. Ralph hamilton | 7:10 am |

    ♫On the third day of Chrismas my true love gave to me,
    One angel symbol,
    Two cherubim,
    And an ice cream in a flake cone♫

  19. ben | 7:12 am |

    Skuld-sama finally stoops to product endorsement.
    (For those of you who have seen AMG!)

  20. Chris | 7:13 am |

    Try it on angel cake!

  21. Classic Steve | 7:54 am |

    Why couldn’t THIS be in the Eucharist?

  22. tekleader | 10:47 am |

    …and an angel of The Lord did appear and said unto me: “go forth and partake of the chocolate, and of the vanilla; but toucheth not the rocky road. It’s The Lord’s favorite.”

  23. Carlos | 12:04 pm |

    Whoa, there! It’s just ice cream, buddy. Calm down, you arrogant prick.

  24. demondude777 | 2:02 pm |

    Does this mean those that are lactose intolerant are Satanists?

  25. Pete | 4:06 am |

    Daddy, what makes this ice cream different from all other ice creams?

  26. Kitsune | 6:29 am |

    I’ve heard women describe Haagen-dazs in this manner.

  27. They tried cartoon depictions of Bertrand Russell and Richard Dawkins, but atheism just doesn’t sell lactic deliciousness ….

  28. alfa | 4:31 pm |

    You can’t just put an angel on your ice cream and think that makes it good for you. (try our new an apple a day fried chicken! It will keep the doctor away !)

  29. Menahceh | 9:13 am |

    Oh man I remember those! They served us these ice creams in the church last sunday.

  30. Casey | 11:27 am |

    I’ve never heard of a “holier” ice cream than this!

  31. Mikaela | 10:57 pm |

    Icecream is for Preps!!!

  32. Alph the Fox | 3:03 pm |

    Ah Ice cream, the most holy of dessert.

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