I wish he’d chase me…

posted on 13 Aug 2010 in Chinglish

He’ll never catch that balloon…

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Photo courtesy of Chris H.
Found in a middle school in China.

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  1. iLock | 3:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Love/Hate relationships?
    Choose Strickly Slapstick Chase: Because it’s funnier to watch…

    Our company are Tomas and the Jerald fans… haha will he ever catch that mouse?

  2. faulty wiring | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Quick, someone shove a cream pie into that little girls face, and then laugh hysterically as the boy slips on a banana peel as he chases his balloon! What a scream!

  3. faulty wiring | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Strictly slapstick chase. Those not engaging in hilarious hijinks will be removed immediately and prosecuted.

  4. faulty wiring | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think the little girl has been studying the theory of slapstick too much. She needs to be more like the boy whose trousers are presumably about to fall down as he lunges for the balloon.

  5. Sam | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Chinese version of Harold Lloyd! Just need the keystone cops.

  6. DrZos | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When the quest for cheap laughs becomes serious!!!

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Girl thinking, ” Aren’t my balloons not big enough for the boys to chase?”

  8. Kitsune | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Comedy, we start ’em young.

  9. Eduard | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What is that sticky hot-dog-shaped thing behind the boy and what is it strictly doing there? OH, NO, it’s a trap! 😉

  10. Ralph hamilton | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Chinese boys like thoroughbred horses.

    They are hand raised.

  11. Ralph hamilton | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Eduard. It looks like the legendary rampant Penisaurus.

    It lurks in the Chinese forests, deflowering Chinese maidens.

  12. xila31 | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Because nothing is funnier than a pie in your kid’s face.

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Interesting. A Chinese girl named Chase.

  14. jjhitt | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Here at Chase Bank, we’re changing our image…

  15. BeadyEl | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shortest ever review for “The Benny Hill Show”.

  16. Grifter | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For lip care on the go!

  17. Grifter | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gads I misread that as ‘Chapstick’ its WAY too early for me… how about this one

    When running around just gets too serious to be silly

  18. Ralph hamilton | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We are pleased to announce the opening of our first branch in China.

    President Chase bank.

  19. demondude777 | 10:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Attention pedophiles everywhere: and a little humor to your school drive-bys.

  20. pauloo | 11:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    strictly slapstick? no wonder the little girl isn’t laughing.
    *sigh* Kids are so hard to please these days.

  21. Lovintheengrish | 1:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The children of the Three Stooges go to school in Japan?

  22. phoenixx | 1:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    f troop the early years..”eeeet eezzz baloooon!”

  23. Tfin | 2:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s a beribboned hat for the girl to chase.

  24. Darth Na'vi | 2:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Paging Dr Freud…paging Dr Freud…you are wanted at “Strictly slapstick chase…”

  25. FatKenney | 2:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Moe, Curly, and Little Hiro.

  26. EternalDensity | 2:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ret’s pray Yakety Sax!

  27. Pete | 3:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Little actress at advert audition: “Groucho, Chico, Harpo, and Xiaoyun!”
    Director: CUT!!!!

  28. Jeff | 6:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because ironic standup comedy is no longer appreciated in relationships…

  29. c irony | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WTF? what is that thing with 2 legs?

  30. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 6:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … Because screenwriters are getting too lazy to make high-speed pursuit dramatic?

  31. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 6:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … Because screenwriters are getting too lazy to make high-speed pursuit dramatic?

    (Whatever that thing is behind the boy is disturbing … even a little frightening ….)

  32. joy | 3:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Strictly Come Slapstic Chase
    Our replacement program for body humor

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