I wish he’d chase me…

posted on 13 Aug 2010 in Chinglish

He’ll never catch that balloon…

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Photo courtesy of Chris H.
Found in a middle school in China.

32 captions

  1. iLock | 3:58 am |

    Love/Hate relationships?
    Choose Strickly Slapstick Chase: Because it’s funnier to watch…

    Our company are Tomas and the Jerald fans… haha will he ever catch that mouse?

  2. faulty wiring | 4:07 am |

    Quick, someone shove a cream pie into that little girls face, and then laugh hysterically as the boy slips on a banana peel as he chases his balloon! What a scream!

  3. faulty wiring | 4:08 am |

    Strictly slapstick chase. Those not engaging in hilarious hijinks will be removed immediately and prosecuted.

  4. faulty wiring | 4:11 am |

    I think the little girl has been studying the theory of slapstick too much. She needs to be more like the boy whose trousers are presumably about to fall down as he lunges for the balloon.

  5. Sam | 4:31 am |

    Chinese version of Harold Lloyd! Just need the keystone cops.

  6. DrZos | 4:37 am |

    When the quest for cheap laughs becomes serious!!!

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:48 am |

    Girl thinking, ” Aren’t my balloons not big enough for the boys to chase?”

  8. Kitsune | 5:20 am |

    Comedy, we start ’em young.

  9. Eduard | 6:06 am |

    What is that sticky hot-dog-shaped thing behind the boy and what is it strictly doing there? OH, NO, it’s a trap! 😉

  10. Ralph hamilton | 6:07 am |

    Chinese boys like thoroughbred horses.

    They are hand raised.

  11. Ralph hamilton | 6:14 am |

    @Eduard. It looks like the legendary rampant Penisaurus.

    It lurks in the Chinese forests, deflowering Chinese maidens.

  12. xila31 | 6:15 am |

    Because nothing is funnier than a pie in your kid’s face.

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 6:21 am |

    Interesting. A Chinese girl named Chase.

  14. jjhitt | 6:22 am |

    Here at Chase Bank, we’re changing our image…

  15. BeadyEl | 6:58 am |

    Shortest ever review for “The Benny Hill Show”.

  16. Grifter | 7:24 am |

    For lip care on the go!

  17. Grifter | 7:27 am |

    Gads I misread that as ‘Chapstick’ its WAY too early for me… how about this one

    When running around just gets too serious to be silly

  18. Ralph hamilton | 8:05 am |

    We are pleased to announce the opening of our first branch in China.

    President Chase bank.

  19. demondude777 | 10:31 am |

    Attention pedophiles everywhere: and a little humor to your school drive-bys.

  20. pauloo | 11:01 am |

    strictly slapstick? no wonder the little girl isn’t laughing.
    *sigh* Kids are so hard to please these days.

  21. Lovintheengrish | 1:14 pm |

    The children of the Three Stooges go to school in Japan?

  22. phoenixx | 1:35 pm |

    f troop the early years..”eeeet eezzz baloooon!”

  23. Tfin | 2:03 pm |

    That’s a beribboned hat for the girl to chase.

  24. Darth Na'vi | 2:07 pm |

    “Paging Dr Freud…paging Dr Freud…you are wanted at “Strictly slapstick chase…”

  25. FatKenney | 2:27 pm |

    Moe, Curly, and Little Hiro.

  26. EternalDensity | 2:32 pm |

    Ret’s pray Yakety Sax!

  27. Pete | 3:53 pm |

    Little actress at advert audition: “Groucho, Chico, Harpo, and Xiaoyun!”
    Director: CUT!!!!

  28. Jeff | 6:03 pm |

    Because ironic standup comedy is no longer appreciated in relationships…

  29. c irony | 7:00 am |

    WTF? what is that thing with 2 legs?

  30. … Because screenwriters are getting too lazy to make high-speed pursuit dramatic?

  31. … Because screenwriters are getting too lazy to make high-speed pursuit dramatic?

    (Whatever that thing is behind the boy is disturbing … even a little frightening ….)

  32. joy | 3:15 am |

    Strictly Come Slapstic Chase
    Our replacement program for body humor

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