If this is luxuriant, I don’t wanna see the desert…

posted on 29 Aug 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

Okay, you’ve seen the blade of grass, now move along…

Photo courtesy of Tom.
Found at Ming Tombs near Beijing, China.

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  1. Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just keep to the path. the luxuriant grass is on holiday.

  2. Algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No cigarettes either

  3. Tong | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t mess with us, we are invisible super grass.

  4. DrLex | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think they meant “please don’t trample our single luxuriant blade of grass”.

  5. Skepsis | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How do they know it`s grass and not weed ??

  6. FatKenney | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This message brought to you by Chairman Mao’s Minister of Propaganda.

  7. FatKenney | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Coming soon to Luxuriant Grassland: grass!

  8. Sam | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    With the recent emphasis on industrialization, China’s national parks program has REALLY suffered a setback.

  9. Kitsune | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you bozos followed the instructions and stopped trampling on the grassland.there might be some grass left, that’s why we had to put the sign up.

  10. jjhitt | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Luxuriant just isn’t what it used.

  11. jjhitt | 7:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Luxuriant Grassland Starter Set comes with all you see here.
    Grass not included.

  12. Lovintheengrish | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This grass is famous! Keep your caw on the farm!

  13. Eduard | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To think that they must have removed half of the existing grass just to put this sign….

  14. Classic Steve | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the same principle behind naming Greenland.

  15. SF | 9:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Classic Steve

    As the name implies, Eirik the Red was a proto-communist.

  16. Bob* | 11:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I know I know..it doesn’t looks luxurian now but just wait in 1000 years :D

  17. Skeletextman | 1:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    See this clump of grass? This clump of grass is really important to us. Please keep off of it.

  18. Chris | 2:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing to see here. Move along.

  19. Ralph Hamilton | 2:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The luxuriant grassland is not for the trampling of, nor the chewing and gnawing upon, and civiled or uncivilized urinating, will cause us to make bad noise and jump on head.

  20. Terri | 2:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Luxuriant Grassland – good band name

  21. faulty wiring | 3:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Paris Hilton got there first and took all the luxuriant grass with her to Las Vegas…and France….and South Africa…and the Caribbean…

  22. Chuck | 5:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Simply put, “Too little, Too late.”

  23. Ich | 10:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The sign is for those remaining blades of grass.

  24. Salome | 2:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can see a healthy looking weed.

  25. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They shouldn’t have made the print so small. Everyone kept walking up close to it to read it.

  26. phoenixx | 3:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i wanted to see the tumbleweed…

  27. Lollerskate | 4:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I heard everyone drowned in the luxuriant desert.

  28. mickeygreeneyes | 8:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re no fun anymore!

  29. Mark | 6:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait, there’s one blade of grass left I haven’t stomped on

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