Meet our new promiscuous owner

posted on 21 Aug 2010 in Signs

P.S. don’t wear underwear…

Photo courtesy of M.S.
Sign found in Japan.

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  1. Sam | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally! Someone other than Uncle Sam wants me.

  2. Algernon | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    After how many beers

  3. faulty wiring | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm. I’ll see what other offers I get from skanky bar girls and maybe get back to you later. If you can knock of a few hundred yen from the price of the Coors I’d be more interested…

  4. Eduard | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No, you just want my money….

  5. Kitsune | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A beer that will do that is well worth 700 yen

  6. coffeebot | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    BARTENDER: Here ya go, that’ll be 1400 Yen
    ME: Thanks
    BARTENDER: I love you
    ME: Uh…

  7. mickeygreeneyes | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Davey Crockett shot him a bar when he was only three.

  8. mickeygreeneyes | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Gosh! And that bar on 3rd Avenue only had naked waitresses.

  9. jjhitt | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Once Pure Mountain Spring Water
    Now Mounting Bed Spring Water

  10. jjhitt | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    8 US Dollars for a beer ?!?!
    You better want me.

  11. pauloo | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I want you too, but if Coors shots is all you have to offer me for 700 yen, I think I’ll pass.

  12. xila31 | 10:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You know you’re beyond drunk when your beer starts hitting on you.

  13. Ralph hamilton | 1:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You should see the bar on 5st avenue.

  14. Ralph hamilton | 1:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Chairman Mao says: A frog in a schooner has no concept of a vat.

  15. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 6:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow … I get hit on before I even walk in the door!

  16. KBurchfiel | 9:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    $8.23 for a beer? The owner obviously doesn’t want me THAT much.

  17. phoenixx | 6:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    drunk or sober?

  18. pauloo | 7:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That 700 yen doesn’t JUST pay for your beer, sir. 😉

  19. Foobarista | 10:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The silver bullet won’t slow you down. Unless it’s from your friendly neighborhood yakuza…

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