Now with no MSG…

posted on 30 Aug 2010 in Chinglish, Menus


Photo courtesy of Drew4u99.
Menu found in Hong Kong.
Chinese says “hemp seed”.

33 captions

  1. Salome | 3:15 am |

    You have to be willing to swallow if you want to get high.

  2. jjhitt | 3:18 am |

    I think someone put something in my drink….

  3. DrZos | 3:21 am |

    I did not inhale…

  4. Algernon | 3:32 am |

    The drink that blows your mind.

  5. jjhitt | 3:40 am |

    I think I’ll have a Coke.

  6. jjhitt | 3:42 am |

    This takes the word “shooter” to a new level.

  7. DrLex | 3:57 am |

    Well, it’s pretty obvious what they smoked while deciding on the menu items…

  8. coffeebot | 4:18 am |

    Now you don’t have to decide whether to get high or gargle with sp…

  9. coffeebot | 4:19 am |

    Even Freud found this unambiguous.

  10. Terri | 4:37 am |

    $20 a bottle? Sure beats giving blood to get some drinkin’ money !

  11. JT | 4:48 am |

    Sex, drugs, and rock & roll – all in one drink!

  12. beechoak | 4:50 am |

    “Sweetener or Cream of Sum Yung Guy for your tea?”

  13. jjhitt | 5:20 am |

    Used to be you only had to remove stems and seeds, now you have to deal with the Chinese Navy.

  14. Ralph Hamilton | 5:33 am |

    I’ll pass.

  15. Tong | 6:14 am |

    Swallow it, both of you get high.

  16. Satellite Heart | 7:01 am |

    You’re not leaving the table until you finish your weed ejaculation!

  17. Kitsune | 7:29 am |

    You have to buy one of the other drinks to get the taste out of your mouth.

  18. Classic Steve | 7:35 am |

    I asked for my drink “on the rocks.” I didn’t want to get stoned.

  19. Tim | 8:40 am |

    And if you don’t want bottled, ask about what we have on tap…

  20. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:47 am |

    Let’s go someplace else. Nothing but girl drinks here.

  21. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:50 am |

    The funny part is that the guy who wrote the menu thought he was using some clever sexual innuendo when he came up with with “sugar cane juice”.

  22. tekleader | 10:46 am |

    Yooooo hoooo! Oh, waiter…! I’ll have what HE’s having!

  23. phoenixx | 3:11 pm |

    getttt high on a new thing!!!

  24. motordog | 4:11 pm |

    Am I stoned, or does this taste like cum?

  25. Vaughn | 6:19 pm |

    “I did not eat at this restaurant with that woman, Miss Lewensky.”

  26. Lollerskate | 8:20 pm |

    Yo Dawg, I herd you like strong emotions so we put cannabis in your semen so you can get high while you get low!

  27. Salome | 12:38 am |

    Gotta go down to get high.

  28. Carlos | 9:26 am |

    Our newest smoothie flavor combination, developed by women for women.

  29. Mr. Briggs | 11:46 am |

    It’s $20 for the English version. Guess they are different after all.

  30. Menahceh | 4:36 am |

    If you smile into the grass, the grass smiles also into you.

  31. Hasini Walpola | 8:46 pm |

    Semen and cannabis? All for $7? Count me in!

  32. charles | 3:07 am |

    I’ll take cannabis just leave out the semen

  33. airhead | 10:34 pm |

    Thus is the kind of drink you find the day after the party.

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