Pretending to swim acceptable

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   DrLex | 3:16 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   No reading this sign if you can’t read.

2. 

   jjhitt | 3:47 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Mind the flies.

3. 

   Big Fat Cat | 3:53 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   No wife if you don’t have one

4. 

   Big Fat Cat | 3:54 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   No food if you don’t have food.

5. 

   Algernon | 3:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I suppose diving is out of the question then.

6. 

   Big Fat Cat | 3:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Just dive and submerge

7. 

   faulty wiring | 4:00 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Drowning permitted. Please deposit valuables at front desk.

8. 

   faulty wiring | 4:05 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   No eating the fish sauce without travel insurance…

9. 

   Rm | 5:15 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Don’t you think that’s a little harsh..

10. 

    Eduard | 5:28 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    How am I supposed to learn, then?
    Please, give me a chance………
    I promise there will be no drowning if I can’t drown !!

11. 

    Chuck | 5:35 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Our life-guards don’t respond to fake drowning, either.

12. 

    DrZos | 5:53 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    “No paying if you can’t pay”

    Hey, I can swim here for free!!!

13. 

    mickeygreeneyes | 6:16 am |  Vote: 0   1  

    Could I just stand in the water and pee and fart? That’s all I wanted to do anyway.

14. 

    xila31 | 6:20 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Notice how there is no “p” in “unprotected swimming hole…” oh… wait…

15. 

    Ralph hamilton | 6:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Is it OK if I lie on the bottom and drown then?

16. 

    Classic Steve | 7:13 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    What’s the policy on air-swimming?

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    SpicyChick | 8:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Cambodian says ” Warning for those who cannot swim”

18. 

    Lollerskate | 9:00 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    WARNING: I bet you can’t swiiiiimmmmmmmmm! chicken! CHICKEEEENNN!!

19. 

    Tom | 9:44 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    No wading if you can’t wade.
    No dipping toes in water if they can’t get wet.

20. 

    Bob* | 9:45 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Signed by Captain Obvious

21. 

    Gloria | 10:08 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    If swim, water is relieving then. Otherwise it gets the stairs!

22. 

    d17nk | 10:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    and no warning if you can’t warn too!

23. 

    lolcat | 10:44 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    … and no smorking if you can’t smork!

24. 

    KB | 11:25 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Swimming is free. It’s the drowning that they will charge you for!

25. 

    pauloo | 1:29 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    and remember, don’t fall into water carefully If you can’t fall.

26. 

    Darth Na'vi | 2:04 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    No reading this sign if you can’t read…

27. 

    FatKenney | 2:49 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Also no skinny dipping if you’re wearing trunks.

28. 

    phoenixx | 3:24 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    can i float?

29. 

    emily | 2:17 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Can I just play with the water?

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    JD | 5:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Obviously this sign wasn’t posted in Louisiana where those six dumbass teens drowned. Atleast the parents where smart enough to let them drown because they couldn’t swim either!

31. 

    Muddy | 8:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    No singing if you can´t sing.

32. 

    Kitsune | 1:34 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    This message brought to you by Captain Obvious of the Department of Redundancy Department.

33. 

    coffeebot | 12:54 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Please drown carefully

34. 

    Jeff | 6:37 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    … because of monkeys

35. 

    amigo | 1:34 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    But isn’t this perfectly logical? How else would you phrase that?

36. 

    tekleader | 12:40 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    No rain on your wedding day,
    no free ride when you’ve just paid,
    no good advice that you just can’t take…

37. 

    Jettra | 10:54 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The actual translation of this sign is:

    Warning to those who can’t swim…

    still doesn’t explain what they are warning them about, but at least it makes more sense than telling people who can’t swim – not to swim.

38. 

    Gerson | 2:20 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    No spreading wings if you cant fly.

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