Wipe slo-o-owly…

posted on 16 Aug 2010 in Chinglish

You’ll frighten the urinals…

Photo courtesy of Kassidy Clark.
Toilet sign found in Shanghai, China.

47 captions

  1. beechoak | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Safety first. But please rush to flush…!

  2. Algernon | 3:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    No diving

  3. Bassmint Stile | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 1  

    This sign was obviously not at a mexican resturant.

  4. FatKenney | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 2  

    But if you want to stand on the edge of the seat to squat over the bowl, that’s cool.

  5. Salome | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    T-shirt.

  6. faulty wiring | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 7  

    Introducing the latest advance in modern warfare, the Poohzooka. Cunningly disguised as a field latrine, this weapon fires an array of projectiles varying in size, composition & potential, including the infamous ‘Brown Terror*’. Poohzooka: Victory through the back passage!

    *as yet NATO unsanctioned; may contain peanuts.

  7. faulty wiring | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 9  

    Introducing the latest advance in modern warfare, the Poohzooka. Cunningly disguised as a field latrine, this weapon fires an array of projectiles varying in size, composition & potential, including the infamous ‘Brown Terror*’. Poohzooka: Stampede to victory… via the back passage.

    *as yet NATO unsanctioned; may contain peanuts.

  8. faulty wiring | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Oops! Two times for a number 2!

  9. jjhitt | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “A stampede is an act of mass impulse with no clear direction or purpose.” — It’s more HULLABALLO!

  10. faulty wiring | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Salome:

    You accidentally put an ‘r’ in your comment

  11. jjhitt | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Worst John Wayne movie ever.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Holy Cow!

  13. jjhitt | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Testing of the Flush Twice launch vehicle continues.

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, so we gave you prunes and figs for breakfast, but we have plenty of holes in the floor so walk, don’t run! Okay?

  15. DrLex | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t stampede, the toilet seat only supports one person at a time.

  16. Kitsune | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this related to the sign outside that says “Don’t Eat the Grass?”

  17. phoenixx | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    is this superman with diarreah????

  18. jjhitt | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @phoenixx: More like the Creature From The Black Lagoon.

    Which sort of explains what happened to the lagoon.

  19. Kitsune | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay is he standing on the pot, or is that another stick person with their head stuck in the toilet?

  20. ben | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve heard it called the Texas two-step before, but never a stampede.

  21. better-u-than-me | 9:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Than don’t give us food poisoning so we don’t bum rush the toilet.

  22. barely made it to the spray booth | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Toilet surfing.

  23. barely made it to the spray booth | 10:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    latest bathroom graphitti fad.

  24. barely made it to the spray booth | 10:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    stampede=spray the booth

  25. Xila31 | 11:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The Toilet Rodeo: please hold it for 8 seconds.

  26. Tim S | 1:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    A friend was a war bride from Japan. It took a while to come to terms with Western facilities. As she confided to one of her American women-friends: “How do you stay on the toilet in high heels?” Her friend explained what the seat was for. It wasn’t until someone accidentally entered the bathroom she was using that she found out you’re supposed to face away from the tank.

  27. Jay | 4:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It just occurred to me that I don’t know squat about Chinese toilets.

  28. pauloo | 4:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    when you gotta go, you gotta go.

  29. eegah | 5:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t Stand ‘n Pee(d)?

  30. Chuck | 7:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I can stampede if I want !

    Squatter’s rights !

  31. Chuck | 8:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Come to think of it, I’m sure I saw this sign on a Port-O-Potty in Calgary. The Calgary Bowl, I believe.

  32. phoenixx | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    what this sign really says ‘you are in the swirly zone”

  33. d17nk | 3:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    is it a sign for elephant toilets?

  34. meh | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    L’s on the toilet again…

  35. Christine | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not captioning, because everyone else has done such an awesome job I’m practically rolling on the floor!!! What I AM doing is BEGGING, BEGGING, PLEADING with Engrish to make this one into a T-shirt!!!!!

    If you agree, please vote up on this message!

  36. Applejackson | 12:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where is this that they’re having issues with people standing on toilet bowls? They needed a sign? Good indication that this activity has lead to injury. WTF are people doing in the bathroom?

  37. Rob Amory | 3:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    And please not to sex emerging mutant poo, Mr No-legs.

  38. Arciam | 3:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that the way L would sit on a toilet?

  39. Julia | 1:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Do I want to know why he is sitting with half his body in the toilet?

  40. Meathead | 8:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s what you call it … when it comes all at once.

  41. SoIHerdULiekMudkipz | 12:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    lol, they shud put this in the mcdonald’s bathrooms~. XD

  42. Long Tom | 5:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How the hell would anyone NOT stampede after they see people use the toilets that way?

  43. charizardpal | 10:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It looks like a rush of people jumping into the toliet

  44. Darian or so | 11:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    So you can’t go extreme shitting

  45. ArallaHiney | 1:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    No pearl diving!

  46. Biff the Understudy | 12:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: please do not throw exclamation marks in toilet.

  47. Newbie | 11:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So….I brought this battle paint for nothing?

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