Wipe slo-o-owly…

posted on 16 Aug 2010 in Chinglish

You’ll frighten the urinals…

Photo courtesy of Kassidy Clark.
Toilet sign found in Shanghai, China.

47 captions

  1. beechoak | 3:46 am |

    Safety first. But please rush to flush…!

  2. Algernon | 3:52 am |

    No diving

  3. Bassmint Stile | 3:53 am |

    This sign was obviously not at a mexican resturant.

  4. FatKenney | 4:01 am |

    But if you want to stand on the edge of the seat to squat over the bowl, that’s cool.

  5. Salome | 4:46 am |

    T-shirt.

  6. faulty wiring | 4:46 am |

    Introducing the latest advance in modern warfare, the Poohzooka. Cunningly disguised as a field latrine, this weapon fires an array of projectiles varying in size, composition & potential, including the infamous ‘Brown Terror*’. Poohzooka: Victory through the back passage!

    *as yet NATO unsanctioned; may contain peanuts.

  7. faulty wiring | 4:47 am |

    Introducing the latest advance in modern warfare, the Poohzooka. Cunningly disguised as a field latrine, this weapon fires an array of projectiles varying in size, composition & potential, including the infamous ‘Brown Terror*’. Poohzooka: Stampede to victory… via the back passage.

    *as yet NATO unsanctioned; may contain peanuts.

  8. faulty wiring | 4:50 am |

    Oops! Two times for a number 2!

  9. jjhitt | 4:51 am |

    “A stampede is an act of mass impulse with no clear direction or purpose.” — It’s more HULLABALLO!

  10. faulty wiring | 4:52 am |

    @Salome:

    You accidentally put an ‘r’ in your comment

  11. jjhitt | 4:54 am |

    Worst John Wayne movie ever.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 4:55 am |

    Holy Cow!

  13. jjhitt | 5:01 am |

    Testing of the Flush Twice launch vehicle continues.

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 5:08 am |

    Okay, so we gave you prunes and figs for breakfast, but we have plenty of holes in the floor so walk, don’t run! Okay?

  15. DrLex | 5:16 am |

    Don’t stampede, the toilet seat only supports one person at a time.

  16. Kitsune | 5:28 am |

    Is this related to the sign outside that says “Don’t Eat the Grass?”

  17. phoenixx | 5:40 am |

    is this superman with diarreah????

  18. jjhitt | 6:16 am |

    @phoenixx: More like the Creature From The Black Lagoon.

    Which sort of explains what happened to the lagoon.

  19. Kitsune | 7:24 am |

    Okay is he standing on the pot, or is that another stick person with their head stuck in the toilet?

  20. ben | 9:06 am |

    I’ve heard it called the Texas two-step before, but never a stampede.

  21. better-u-than-me | 9:58 am |

    Than don’t give us food poisoning so we don’t bum rush the toilet.

  22. barely made it to the spray booth | 10:08 am |

    Toilet surfing.

  23. barely made it to the spray booth | 10:10 am |

    latest bathroom graphitti fad.

  24. barely made it to the spray booth | 10:13 am |

    stampede=spray the booth

  25. Xila31 | 11:49 am |

    The Toilet Rodeo: please hold it for 8 seconds.

  26. Tim S | 1:31 pm |

    A friend was a war bride from Japan. It took a while to come to terms with Western facilities. As she confided to one of her American women-friends: “How do you stay on the toilet in high heels?” Her friend explained what the seat was for. It wasn’t until someone accidentally entered the bathroom she was using that she found out you’re supposed to face away from the tank.

  27. Jay | 4:16 pm |

    It just occurred to me that I don’t know squat about Chinese toilets.

  28. pauloo | 4:42 pm |

    when you gotta go, you gotta go.

  29. eegah | 5:14 pm |

    Don’t Stand ‘n Pee(d)?

  30. Chuck | 7:40 pm |

    I can stampede if I want !

    Squatter’s rights !

  31. Chuck | 8:22 pm |

    Come to think of it, I’m sure I saw this sign on a Port-O-Potty in Calgary. The Calgary Bowl, I believe.

  32. phoenixx | 2:47 pm |

    what this sign really says ‘you are in the swirly zone”

  33. d17nk | 3:59 pm |

    is it a sign for elephant toilets?

  34. meh | 6:29 am |

    L’s on the toilet again…

  35. Christine | 8:26 am |

    I’m not captioning, because everyone else has done such an awesome job I’m practically rolling on the floor!!! What I AM doing is BEGGING, BEGGING, PLEADING with Engrish to make this one into a T-shirt!!!!!

    If you agree, please vote up on this message!

  36. Applejackson | 12:14 pm |

    Where is this that they’re having issues with people standing on toilet bowls? They needed a sign? Good indication that this activity has lead to injury. WTF are people doing in the bathroom?

  37. Rob Amory | 3:06 am |

    And please not to sex emerging mutant poo, Mr No-legs.

  38. Arciam | 3:33 pm |

    Is that the way L would sit on a toilet?

  39. Julia | 1:26 pm |

    Do I want to know why he is sitting with half his body in the toilet?

  40. Meathead | 8:10 pm |

    So that’s what you call it … when it comes all at once.

  41. SoIHerdULiekMudkipz | 12:29 pm |

    lol, they shud put this in the mcdonald’s bathrooms~. XD

  42. Long Tom | 5:45 pm |

    How the hell would anyone NOT stampede after they see people use the toilets that way?

  43. charizardpal | 10:14 pm |

    It looks like a rush of people jumping into the toliet

  44. Darian or so | 11:24 am |

    So you can’t go extreme shitting

  45. ArallaHiney | 1:40 pm |

    No pearl diving!

  46. Biff the Understudy | 12:53 pm |

    Warning: please do not throw exclamation marks in toilet.

  47. Newbie | 11:19 pm |

    So….I brought this battle paint for nothing?

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