Anyway, I want to drink
posted on 15 Sep 2010 in Menus
Good evening, I’ll be your Near Staff…
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Oh, well… if ST LOUIS says drink, I better drink.
I swear, no one put me up to drinking! It’s a habit I picked up myself.
*ALERT*
Engrish overload!!! Circuits failing!!! Crash imminent!!!
(I really need a drink after reading this… too intense!)
And, anyway, because I am a responsible drinker, I would like to have the three all courses. No, no association, just me…..
Eat drink and get pissed
They are pretty fixated on the SECOND wedding… must be some sort of specialty they developed after observing an alarming trend: “Hey, my first wife dumped me ’cause I was drinking-all-I-could… Anyway, I need a second wedding (and a beer!)”
Near waiter, I’ve had it rough: I just said farewell to my second wedding, I have a lot on my business mind, I was the leading part in a secret and to tell you the truth, I want “the switch”….
Anyway, if YOU’re confident in the dish, I would like to heal and say: PILE IT UP, please!
To webmaster: seriously, dude, take a few days off, it’s plenty here…..
Hey, I want the switch ***, too!
The part they didn’t tell you was that Chicago totally lost confidence in the dish. So much for transparency.
Anyway, I want to drink….got any Kotobuki highballs?
St. Louis has confidence in the dish just in case the all-you-can-drink can’t disguise the flavor…
Anyway, I’m working on my second wedding, I WANT TO DRINK!!!
I’m here for a “welcome and farewell” party. I’ll have one for the road!
So guess what my FIRST wife said after I spent a night at the deliciously St. Louis-approved all-you-can-drink “Anyway Restaurant”:
“Welcome and farewell !”
It’s no fun drinking with Saint Louis, all he talks about are his arches.
“Volume Full Meat Dish”, which is to say, turn all amplifier knobs to ten.
I’m Saint Louis and I endorsed this dish.
I’m trying to imagine what the men’s room floor will look like after 90 minutes on a busy night.
Talk to a near staff. After 90 minutes, talk to a near floor.
@Eduard & webmaster: I second that! We need time to digest all this material… This is really condensed stuff!!!
(also, we have too many bathroom breaks after the all-you-can-drink-for-90′ sessions…)
If the switch is recommended to the association, that’s fine by me.
“Anyway, I want to drink…”
“Would you like fries with that?”
Don’t believe the hype! They get you so drunk so they never bring you your vegetable stick or your French fried potato.
@mickeygreeneyes: Chocolate, mix nut…
This restaurant is like a social/dining colorful theme park !
At least for second-marriage drinking, anyway…..
The place to drink for the matrimonially-challenged…….
Aawww, all this was not necessary… you had me at “single-mindedly”
Boy, they surely piled it up in this one!
- Hello, I am calling to make a reservation of necessity for the “Heal and say” buffet.
- Is this your 1st or 2nd wedding?
- My 2rd
- Oh, you been here before…
- Has St. Louis confidence in the drinks, too?
- No, sorry, just in the dish… You have to speak to New Orleans about the drinks. Anyway, you want to drink! Is this for a second wedding welcome, or a farewell party on the marriage anniversary on the birthday?
- Hmmm… don’t really know… but we have 90′ to figure it out, don’t we?
Dibs on the phrase “It is delicious ingredient on the day and business mind.”, I will use it in my next job application!
♫ Precious and few are the drinks I have with you..♫
— The Association.
¥ 4,000 to get totally wasted — that’s a bargain.
Near staff, would you please help me off the floor so I can eat my fish dish of in season, today’s pastas and desserts, etc.? Thanks.
My name is Bob and I’m an alcoholic.
Anyway, I want to drink.
I want to drink single-mindedly.
However, I want the switch . . .
The only part that is clear is: “All you can drink.”
So you have got me in.
Sorry-that’s all you can drink for 2500 yen.
Hello, I am the leader of the association. Please meet my second wife to be, and my current wife that marred me one year ago today, on my birthday . I just got back into town and I will be leaving now.
Where do we set up the cake and decorations for the party?
All you can drink for 90 minutes? Bring the funnel and start the stopwatch!
“Cocktail Performance Show” … fun, but it’ll never replace NASCAR, drag racing or pro-wrestling.
I’ll have the volumes full marks meat, please!
All you can drink AND course of all nine plates?! Sounds like reservations aren’t nearly as “necessity” as a bucket!
Farewell party on the marriage anniversary on the birthday.
Dang, now if THAT ain’t synchronicity, I dunno what is!
It piles it up in the in cocktail performance show, or else it gets hosed by the association.
@jjhitt — right you are!
Y’know, I’m kind of a tightwad. Can I spend 2000 Y to drink for 90 minutes, minus the chocolate and mix nut? I had mix nut at home.
Can I just pay you 1250? I won’t make it past 45 minutes anyway. I’m going to drink single-mindedly, with determination.
So St. Louis has confidence in the dish, but have they asked Omaha, Wichita, Elgin and Kansas City also ???
Doesn’t it just make you want to start a drinking game? Down a glass every time you read the word “drink”.
To the leading part in the secret: all your food will be made into one giant smoothie which comes in a large silo with an extremely narrow straw. Although I think I’d rather wait until the retirement home for that joy.
In the words of Father Jack: Drink! Whiskey! Fe*k! A**e! Girrrllls!
All detailed stuff and etc.
No thanks. I don’t want a farewell party on my wedding anniversary. Have you gone nuts after drinking too much?
I’m not addicted to alcohol, I’m just single-minded about it.
Why do I have the feeling I am going to get diarrhea?
Our near staff will almost serve you
I prefer the piling up before the finish of 90 miniutes for the St. Louis drink of convenience.
Yar! I, um, ALSO do the switch when I single mindedly drink ^^
JUST LET ME DRINK !!!!
Anyway, just writing a comment.
This is too complicated…
Ill just have the glass of clear liquid come from the spring of aqua inside water crane with a square water of frozen liquid bits of…
Make that a Coke… A COKE! The black liquid of red bottle with the uprising bubble bobble of the fizzy taste of the secret ingri…
Ok ok, ill just have a glass of juice… you know… the push of the happy orange squeeze blood/flesh of the glass in…
I give up.
*Leaves*
It probably makes perfect sense after that 90 minutes of all you can drink.
eat drink and get pissed – well, I usually don’t “eat” a drink, and I usually drink BECAUSE I’m pissed off! xxD
Anyway, I want to be switched with the vegetable stick during the farewall party on the marriage anniversary. For 90 minutes please.