But I’ve got half a pack of danger product left!

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   DrZos | 3:15 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   - Person in charge of “an intercom”: “Please state your the emergency”

   - Passenger: “Someone brought the fire to the inside of the car… and by the way he was the 41nd passenger!!!”

   - Person in charge of “an intercom”: “Tell him to make a sitting by all means.”

2. 

   Eduard | 3:17 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “I am the God of Hell fire and I bring you – by all means – FIRE !”

3. 

   Eduard | 3:29 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Madam, if you wish to make a sitting and hold on to my hand rail, you are welcome to take it!
   (…ok, that was nasty, but, by all means, I had to…….:d)

4. 

   faulty wiring | 3:47 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   2600/40 = 65kg. Not catering to the US market then…

5. 

   beechoak | 3:49 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   … And enjoy the ride… by all means…!

6. 

   DrLex | 3:55 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   Prometheus is not welcome on this funicular.

7. 

   coffeebot | 4:25 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   …and you know what we mean by *an intercom*
   *wink wink*

8. 

   jjhitt | 4:51 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Don’t look at me. I’m still looking up “funicular”.

9. 

   FatKenney | 5:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The Surgeon General has determined that funicular riding is hazardous to your health and may result in lung cancer, low birth weight, frequent sitting, and increased handrail usage. Women who are pregnant should not ride the funicular by all means.

10. 

    Algernon | 5:50 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    If you must cook do it outside.

11. 

    jjhitt | 5:53 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    You! Extinguish yourself!

12. 

    Chris | 7:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    This is a beautiful day to take a walk.

13. 

    Christine | 7:34 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    But I need to bring in the fire with danger product and make a sitting!!

    BY ALL MEANS…….NOW what am I supposed to do?!

14. 

    xila31 | 7:57 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Some people never learn, you can’t prevent danger and take it too.

15. 

    Quantity Surveyor Man | 11:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    When you say “an intercom”, is this something that is provided or do we bring our own?

16. 

    demondude777 | 11:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Sorry sir. We are going to need you to check your fire at the door, please.

17. 

    Darth Na'vi | 12:32 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    A funicular is a cable car. By all means, I looked it up.

18. 

    jjhitt | 1:39 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    “An intercom” is found inside it’s case.
    The case of the emergency.

19. 

    Tom | 2:07 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I don’t care if your name *is* Prometheus, you are not allowed in. Besides, you are the 41st in line… sorry.

20. 

    mickeygreeneyes | 2:26 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Actually I just had a big sushi lunch, and I was going in to make a sitting, but on second thought, this may not be the right place for the kind of sitting I have in mind.

21. 

    Chuck | 3:48 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    They’ve taken all the fun out of funicular !

    ♫♪ Funiculi, Funicular ! ♪♫

22. 

    Ralph Hamilton | 4:20 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I AM SISSYMUS, and I am here to give fire to all the occupants of this ride, by all means.

23. 

    Pete | 6:53 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Uh, I’ll just hike up. And in the case of the lucky I’ll get OK reception on my cellph…uhhh, “intercom”.

24. 

    Jared B. | 2:55 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Oh I ain’t going anywhere that says “Please hold onto the hand rail…while you take it.”

25. 

    Spoo | 5:27 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The wait for this ride is long…because all 40 passangers must weigh exactly 65 kg. Please visit the restroom and/or snack bar as needed.

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    Old Man | 10:55 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Last time I took this elevator, I had to leave my danger product behind, and some jerk took it.

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