Can’t take little Johnny anywhere…

posted on 17 Sep 2010 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of C.S.
Found in Harbin, China.

28 captions

  1. faulty wiring | 3:04 am |

    Some sort of maximum security paediatric sperm bank?

  2. Eduard | 3:05 am |

    Harbin Correctional Facility’s motto: Your kids cometh and we taketh them away!

  3. Eduard | 3:07 am |

    My other impression would’ve just been nasty…. @faulty wiring gave it a nice twist! Thumbs up!

  4. Eduard | 3:08 am |

    Your kid’s sperm are belong to us! THERE!

  5. Algernon | 3:11 am |

    Come from where

  6. coffeebot | 3:18 am |

    should read “OFF your kids”
    gross

  7. jjhitt | 3:21 am |

    Looks like it’s going to be ‘Not Safe For Work’ day….

  8. jjhitt | 3:29 am |

    Are we INSIDE the fence looking OUT or other way around?
    It makes a difference. Especially if they wont let us out.

  9. Tong | 4:05 am |

    Take it with some of that snow, it can be used for IVF when the kid grows up.

  10. phoenixx | 4:21 am |

    home home on derange…

  11. jjhitt | 5:07 am |

    Goat Cloning Research Station or Petting Zoo Gone Bad?

  12. d17nk | 6:17 am |

    and fall into jail carefully

  13. Ich | 6:27 am |

    If there’s one thing that I understand in all of these pictures on this website is that nothing makes sense.

  14. jjhitt | 7:05 am |

    Anyway, I want to drink…

  15. Classic Steve | 7:40 am |

    The signmaker has taken leave of his senses.

  16. Cecily | 8:37 am |

    Sorry, but my kids are all girls.

  17. Lollerskate | 8:54 am |

    The closest I can get to that is if I took their Knockout Kum Car. What’s next, telling me to make a rock bleed?

  18. demondude777 | 10:06 am |

    Sadly, it looks like a good area to hunt behind the fence.

  19. mickeygreeneyes | 12:43 pm |

    Sorry, can’t even TOUCH this one.

    NOTE: Maybe a little more restraint in these posts would help.

  20. Ralph Hamilton | 3:39 pm |

    INCEST RULES!!

  21. rorry | 3:43 pm |

    Solly, palent not lesponsabre fol juniol’s wet dleams.

  22. mickeygreeneyes | 6:53 am |

    Hi! I realize my previous post may have been misunderstood. I was only saying that this photo seems to me to be inappropriate. I’m not commenting on the captions.

  23. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:50 am |

    Or, failing that, some young guy.

  24. cmakeng | 9:36 am |

    Those nocturnal emissions are a bi-otch to get out of the sheets (not that I would know anything about that).

  25. quickman | 5:08 pm |

    in some parts of china they use sperm in their food.

  26. Athanare | 3:56 pm |

    incest. why go across the street when you can go across the hall

  27. chickenman | 12:43 am |

    Take come OR your kids, should read. Give you a choice between freedom or life sentence to little brats.

  28. Lord Pengwyn | 9:28 am |

    @mickey greeneyes. And you’re right: touching is how they came to need this sigh in this misunderstood petting zoo in the first place.

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