Great, my amused exponent has been low…

posted on 9 Sep 2010 in Chinglish, Toys

Close the door!  Sit at the table!

Photo courtesy of Michael White.
“Magic Intellect Ball” made in China.

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  1. Algernon | 3:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Set it where upa flagpole perhaps

  2. faulty wiring | 3:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So this is why we keep going to war. Brings a tear to the eye…

  3. DrZos | 3:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    To intenect and beyond!!!

  4. faulty wiring | 3:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Here I am reading Ptolemy, Galileo, Bohm & Hawkings, when all along I could have been getting my amused exponent sharpened, raising my EQ, becoming more fashionably elegant and forging toward total victory with Internect Ball! How I have squandered my days. Maybe it will be transport me back through time so I can undo all the pointless learning…

  5. DrZos | 3:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, who doesn’t enjoy a victorious flag flutter every now and then, eh?
    (along with the orientation with there row head orderly, of course…)

  6. faulty wiring | 3:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It took Billie-Bob three & a half months to read the instructions and realise that he had to OPEN THE BOX before he could handle the ball. After that, the galaxy was the limit!!!

  7. DrZos | 3:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The magical intenect ball really does put the “interocitor” to shame!

    *Trivia: The interocitor was the peculiar don’t-know-what’s-that-for-machine used at the movie “This island earth” featured in “Mystery Science Theater 3000: The movie”

  8. DrZos | 3:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m a bit worried that the EQ exponent is a tad lower than Amused exponent… hmmm… I suppose that the struggle of reading the instructions and playing with the intenect takes a toll on your emotional well-being and ability to form healthy relationships with non-geeks.

  9. jjhitt | 3:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Cheap Multi-color Plastic Exponent: * * * * * * *

  10. Eduard | 3:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Luke, use the Intenect !!

  11. jjhitt | 3:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @DrZos: Yeah, but can it pave a 4 lane highway?
    (Any reference to an interocitor gets a thumbs up.)

  12. coffeebot | 3:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …also very practicel

  13. DrZos | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt: Sure, it actually improved performance to 2 miles per minute ;-)
    Thank you my interocitor-friend!

  14. jjhitt | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Phantasm brain drill option not included.

  15. jjhitt | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Intenect Ball Video:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GNxQiCdJV0

    No flag flutter observed.

  16. Sam | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That first step always trips me up.

  17. eegah | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t wait to have one so I can build up my patience!!!

  18. Kitsune | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    DO NOT TAUNT THE HAPPY FUN BALL

  19. xila31 | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Magicel and bossy, just what every kid wants in a toy!

  20. Classic Steve | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Magicel used Illuminate!
    The attack was ineffective.

  21. jjhitt | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Luke: He’s headed for that small moon.
    Ben: That’s no moon. It’s a Intenect Ball.

  22. mickeygreeneyes | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Open the package. Turn the intenect ball. Go and pass the barriers……………………………..Put the candle back!

  23. mickeygreeneyes | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Promote self discipline.

  24. mickeygreeneyes | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please ignore the above message.
    Promote self discipline! Control balance! Improve the under standing of space! Increase penis size four inches – - – Free!

  25. Chris | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wish my balls were magicel.

  26. Yugan Dali | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    just a note of admiration for the ‘translator’: 使用說明 > use illuminate. Brilliant!

  27. Chris | 9:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You could have a ball with this toy!

  28. Lora | 11:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just let me go and get my jar of Sanity before I try playing with this thing…

  29. Sandy | 12:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I actually have one of those (with more, uh… regional specific packaging), and it is actually fantastic fun. And I would say that my under standing of space has certainly improved as a result of the many hours I have played with it.

  30. jjhitt | 1:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Sandy: Do you have Super Power yet?

  31. Ralph Hamilton | 1:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not try. Do or not do. (Master Yoda)

  32. Ralph Hamilton | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Erk! I can’t get the &%^%&%#$ thing out of the package.

  33. Chuck | 3:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And if you Set Out Now, you just might beat the rush to the Returns counter !

  34. Firstborn | 6:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Watch out! The world’s Super Powers have a new contender. Its called the Magicel Internect Ball.

    Make the ball stay at the beginning: Stay!!! Good ball!

  35. mickeygreeneyes | 7:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Promote self abuse is more like it.

  36. Snufkin | 10:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Modern and elegant in fashion! The Intenect is not something that you just dump something on. It’s not a big truck. It’s a series of tubes.

  37. coffeebot | 3:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait, help! Auntie Em, Auntie Em! Surprise. Like who doesn’t have an Interocitor, you collective heads of knuckle? Now get back into that theater, you ninny-hammers! And remember, I know who you are, and I saw what you did! I’m the God. I’m the God! Ahahahahaha!

  38. Ich | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What does this thing do again?

  39. tekleader | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t forget to open the package first!

  40. Terri | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re applying for the job as costumer? Great ! Well, on first impression, your clothes are outdated and your underwear is showing through the seat of your pants. Do you have any refererences? Oh, a Magicel Intenect Ball ! No further questions necessary, you are definitely modern & elegant in fashion !

    Your first job is to create a costume for Janet Jackson to wear for her Super Bowl performance. She wants an outfit with a large degree of Amused Exponent and just a touch of self-control. Can you handle it? You’re going to open the package? I don’t understand what that means, but I can’t wait to see the results !

  41. DrLex | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    S€t out now! Or for Americans, $et out now!

  42. Christine | 11:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I cant wait to improve my EQ! And my standing under space! And the building up patience! ALL THIS from a BALL???? Who knew?

  43. Christine | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And I’m so amused as I control balance….

  44. phoenixx | 6:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this is such an a MAZE ing toy

  45. Pete | 7:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Doc, DOC…you TOLD me…today was the day you slipped, hit your head on the toilet, and saw an image in your head that inspired you to invent the intenect capacitor!!

  46. Torasan | 1:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, I actually have one of these. Well, one a lot like it. It has become an addiction for my 5 y.o. son and my 39 y.o. self. You have to get the little ball from #1 to #100 to achieve a full state of happiness, and it’s actually a hell of a task.

  47. Blac Kat | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you can actually get the thing out of the package, you become master of the universe, and your EQ points are raised.

  48. Dougnut | 6:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Open the package! Exponent and explore! Use illuminate for final victory!

  49. Hello! | 6:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A VICTORIOUS FLAG FLUTTER TO YOU!!!

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