I hope no-one bought these…

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   DrZos | 3:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Can’t help but remember the “Baby Snatchers” sketch by Monty Python..!!!

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   DrZos | 3:08 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “DO YOU!”
   The short-lived, now-abondoned motto from Nike Co.

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   DrZos | 3:14 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   *Sorry, I meant abandoned (the Engrish demon got me too…)

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   jjhitt | 3:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Me Done!

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   jjhitt | 3:23 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Why do kids packed in oil cost more than kids packed in water?

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   Eduard | 3:35 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Because the old version – in reflective yellow – was too obvious and it led to too many mistaken identity arrests …..

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   SF | 3:38 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Kid packer wanted. Experience in catching calves in rodeos appreciated.

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   Eduard | 3:41 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   New from the dare-wear collection. Now with customized tailoring solutions for the pedophile in you !
   (*not available for Engrish contributors)

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   jjhitt | 3:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Does it come with a Cheesehead hat?

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    mickeygreeneyes | 4:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Yeah? Well, do YOU too, pal!

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    Ralph Hamilton | 4:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Come and inspect our truly tasteless clothng range.

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    DrLex | 4:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The NEW kid packer truck compresses kids 50% more than the old one.

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    SF | 4:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    gzip kid

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    Algernon | 6:14 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Better than the old one

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    xila31 | 6:22 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Now remember when packing your children to use a lot of foam peanuts and to poke holes in the lid.

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    Chris | 7:13 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Damn-I always forget to pack something.

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    coffeebot | 9:01 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Bishop Long wears this.

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    comradeWinston | 10:48 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    DO YOU! slightly makes sense in a Jersey Shore kind of way… i.e. “she’s yours man, just go over there and ‘do you’”

    i’m not republican or democrat. i belong to the Unite Party. we have vans.
    vans that you can pack a lot of kids in.

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    comradeWinston | 10:49 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    that’s a hummer, isn’t it… i’m retard.

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    FatKenney | 4:31 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Place up to three children in the new Kid Packer, then hang in closet or slide under bed for easy storage. Stackable.

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    Salome | 6:44 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The Kid Packer–it’s what’s available when you know you’ll never find another ewe.

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    phoenixx | 11:48 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    is this the new how many people can we fit in a vehicle challenge??

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    Kitsune | 9:23 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Kid Packer? A T-shirt for Pedobear?

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    charles | 2:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    pedowaer

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