It rubs the lotion on its shell…
Photo courtesy of Dana Henninger.
Menu found in Shanghai, China.
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Like ONE bad smell is not enough, you had to “do’n'drag” and then “drag’n'drop” three kinds……
…and if dragging doesn’t do the work, you just add in a lot of lotion…..
I was trying to cook the first dish, but after I do and drag for the lotion, it turned into the bad smell dish.
Do ‘n Drag: the hairstyling lotion for crossdressers!
With a smell that bad, it’s gotta be good!
I doubt that the three bad smells of different delicacies make one good smell, so I’ll be dragging some lotion crabs instead.
If you, were that colour, you would need more than lotion.
Only three kinds of delicacies with bad smells? I prefer restaurants where everything smells bad.
Just leave out in the sun
Hmm. After those first two, the stewed fish head starts to look good.
Could I get some whore dust with that?
I wonder if we can order from the Kiddie Menu?
We sure this place isn’t in Louisiana?
It sounds like BP Seafood Gumbo to me.
Stew: it’s what’s for dinner.
After what the lotion crab did for you, it’s the least you can do.
When did the crab attain ownership of the fish?
Whatever happened to regular old chowder?
A gluten of bad smell is what happens when you don’t wash after getting a case of crabs from the waitress.
Lotion or no lotion, it still gets the hose again.
RECIPE NUMBER ONE: Take crab and let set in lotion for a week; do it all nice, and drag around neighbourhood until tender; smash what is left into a pulp and stew for 5 hours. Serve on slippery bean vermicelli, and Voila!
That smelled terrible, but the inside of my mouth feels very smooth and moisturized.
The Inn of the Seventh Crappiness.
Do you have any gluten free bad smell?
Crab’s fish’s gluten of bad smell of three kinds of delicacies is stewed
into Japanese
カニはの魚が料理の3種類の嫌なにおいのグルテンがある煮込みです
Crab stew that is gluten bad smell of cooking fish, three
料理の魚、3つの悪臭をグルテンがクラブのシチュー
Fish cooking odors gluten stew three clubs
魚料理は3つのクラブをグルテンシチューを悪臭
Stink fish stew is gluten Club 3
スティンク魚のシチューはクラブ3グルテンです
Stink Fish stew is gluten Club 3
スティンクフィッシュシチューはクラブ3グルテンです
Three clubs are gluten Sutinkufisshushichu
3クラブがSutinkufisshushichuをグルテンている
3 Sutinkufisshushichu club has a gluten
3 Sutinkufisshushichuクラブはグルテンを持って
The club has a gluten 3 Sutinkufisshushichu
@Terri Two more clubs and you’ll have a flush.
It smells of something we done dragged from the river bottom.
Yes. “Flush” does seem to be the appropriate response !
Gluttony leads to a bad smell
the fact that the japanese is also wrong makes it funnier.
Don’t they mean: “GLUTEUS of bad smell”?????
The bad smell is come from the DOING. Sometime when the people they do it and drag it, even the lotion is used, still the bad smell come. You know, the FISH head smell….
for some reason i dont think i want seafood anymore
“Do and drag for the lotion crab of bean vermicelli to stew! Do and drag for the lotion crab of bean vermicelli to stew!
When I say lotion, you say crab! CRAB! GO STEW!”
Aw, I thought the second one would rhyme too.
Ah well I can change that…
‘Make a wish for the gluten fish of three kinds of delicacies is stewed’
One fish,
Two fish,
Gluten fish,
Stew fish.
I think I’ll just have a coke thanks.
The Japanese version of the menu sucks too….mistranslated in every sense.
I think after everyone’s done with this lot of food,we’re definitely going to need the hose again…
bring family doc with ya cause you’ll need-em after this meal
It does at it’s told – or else it gets the hose again.