Make consumption for anti-worry times…
posted on 2 Sep 2010 in Chinglish
Hold it, you’re under detection…
Photo courtesy of Chad Eiring.
From the Lake Hotel in Taipei, Taiwan.
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Ah, but can I consummate without worries? That’s where the videos got me in trouble last time.
The black hole anti-matter area is under detected, so consume with confidence
The anti-video will be anti-detected and anti-recorded in case you anti-consume. Worry!
To video record, or anti-video record? That is the worry!
With anti-video recording you will definitely underdetect, c’mon guys get with the program!!! (I’m getting dizzy…)
They must be concerned someone might attempt to steal their stylish wallpaper
Make consumption in mass quantities.
What is the past tense of recordig? Recordug or Recordigged?
We have you surrounded.
How am I supposed to make consumption without worries with all these anti-video recordig detective systems staring at me? Huh? Tell me THAT, Wing Chow!
Sir, your wife with her iphone has been detected by the system. Don’t worry, she can’t video record you and your lover now. Enjoy your evening.
Anti-video recording ? Well they sure respect privacy rights. But when i I check, out can I pay with my anti-credit card ?
All anti-video recordigs are belong to us. Do not be very worried.
Very irresponsible of them to not include a warning about how using video around anti-video will result in a reaction that will DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!!!
So, okay if I take a few pictures?
They actually just have Sherlock Holmes walking around with a keen eye for video cameras and a large mallet.
The lung disease??
Is this where the people with TB hang out?
They have really good counter video measures. Should submit this to Homeland Security.
I’M confused, the second sentence contradicts the first one… Is it safe or not???
Scooby, Scooby Doo! Where are you? We’ve got some work to do now…
I have been equipped with anti-anti-video detection and monitoring system. Your anti-video system is obsolete now.
A disco with a cloaking device…. the evil bastards.
How was this picture taken?
Does the anti-detection video detection system ignore still cameras?
It’s just so you don’t find out that all the patrons are vampires and don’t show up on video anyway.
hold it! we are watching the cheeseburger
Don’t worry… we’re watching you.
D-D-Detected, dere’s-a no goin an’ you tell me doo tings I dun…runnin!
Inspector Detector is on the job!
so you have equipment to make sure i don’t video tape myself eating?
is this necessary?
@classic Steve I’m not sure how many people know that consumption is an old term for TB.
Ever have the feeling you were being watched?
ok jenny craig and weight watchers are getting a little to drastic…
Stay cool… just… pretend we’re not here… looking at you sexy chewing and… swallowing…
Now I can eat most peacefully and not worry, knowing the anti-video recording detectives are on the case and making sure that no one recording me eating. God forbid that a video of me eating should end up on Youtube.
So glad me coughing up my lungs wasn’t caught on anti-video. Must tell John Keats …
consumption in an elevator living it while I’m going down.
Onii-san is watching OOO!
Anti-consume away.
These anti-cameras are here for your protection