No involuntary descending

posted on 20 Sep 2010 in Chinglish, Toys

It suits you, Dad…

Toy manufactured in China.

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  1. faulty wiring | 3:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After all these year NOW they tell me not to let a kid toyput an entrance in!

  2. Eduard | 3:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m an adult in an advanced grade of needs. Can I voluntarily make usage of the nurse in this car?

  3. DrZos | 3:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yawning car! The perfect gift for the insomniac kid.

  4. DrZos | 3:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    *Nurse under the usage in the adult*
    - “Hey kid, go play with your awning car over there”

  5. faulty wiring | 3:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    First, there was the Ferrari Enzo. Then came the Lamborghini Countach. With the Bugatti Veyron, you thought your journey was over. But you were wrong. You had not experienced the awning inspiring, advanced grade of contest model, the one and only battery operated Wheelbarrow ever built. Just 300 000 000 ever produced in an illegal toy factory in Shenzhen. Made with slightly lethal but highly aerodynamic components, most fully inhalable by anyone. From stationary to broken in under 3 seconds. Experience the crappiness. Experience the rip off. Experience…The Wheelbarrow.

  6. Eduard | 3:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Dad, stop toying around with the nurse…..

  7. Eduard | 3:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Toyput an entrance in…” = the new euphemism for usage of adult toys.
    :D

  8. Ralph Hamilton | 3:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not toying son.

  9. jjhitt | 3:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Low Rider don’t toyput usage in.
    Low Rider ascends voluntarily.
    Low Rider has the back of the light now..
    Take a little trip
    Take a little trip with me…♫

  10. Algernon | 3:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well at least th sweet music wil keep you cool under the awing whilst your driving

  11. Ralph Hamilton | 3:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    On the 2rd the back will be ascended, and sittith on the right hand of Toyota sama. There he will come to judge the Edsels and the Trabants the Porsches and Ferraris. In the name of Henry Ford the Father Almighty.

  12. jjhitt | 3:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    R: Atomic batteries to power. Sweet Music On
    B: Check
    R: The cover on the back descended voluntarily.
    B: Check
    R: Turbines to speed. Nurse under the usage.
    B: Roger. Ready to Move Out.

  13. FatKenney | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It appears to be a quality toy, as long as you don’t use it.

  14. FatKenney | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So it’s okay to let a 4-year-old shove this in his “entrance”?

  15. DrLex | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Wheelbarrow”, that sounds so much cooler than “Testarossa”, “Veyron” or “Murciélago”!

  16. jjhitt | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Elwood: It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a fresh change of batteries, half a wheelbarrow of advanced grade and we’re wearing sunglasses.
    Jake: Hit it.

  17. PieZ | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is not a car, it is actually a Wheelbarrow.

  18. faulty wiring | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, I can just hear that sweet, sweet music right now. So relaxing after a long day. Blends perfectly with screaming kids and a blaring TV. Please convert it to MP3 so I can enjoy it all day!

  19. xila31 | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a car, it’s an awning, it’s a nursing tool! How much would you pay for this amazing toy? $99.95? Well, for a limited time only, you can get two Awning Cars for only $19.95!

  20. jjhitt | 7:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Police report that an wheelbarrow awning car collided with an overturned Knockout Kum car on the inbound lanes. Music was pronounced sweet on the scene. Both drivers died voluntarily.

  21. Chris | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For you, my entrance is only an exit.

  22. Classic Steve | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why do I ascend and descend this back cover? Because it’s THERE.

  23. tioli | 10:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ All you need is music
    Sweet music (sweet sweet music)
    There’ll be Chinglish everywhere… ♫

  24. phoenixx | 10:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the fast and the furious??? do not throw

  25. demondude777 | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ugh, where di you find this one? My model came with the crappy music. (But then again I could toss mine and nurse it without having to tell dad!)

  26. KBurchfiel | 11:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My Mom would love this–she could wheel soil to her flowers with the sweet music. And no nurse necessary.

  27. Ayuvince | 12:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    so much depends
    upon

    a battery operated
    wheelbarrow

    with the sweet
    music

    both above and
    car.

  28. Chuck | 4:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, the appearance of quality is the sure sign of an unauthorized reproduction.

    Shovel not included.

  29. Chuck | 4:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mine descended involuntarily. No nurse required.

  30. Ralph Hamilton | 7:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ehh! The cover will go down on you voluntarily?

  31. emily | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I know it is voluntary. My toy car never protested

  32. KB | 11:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Restrictions apply. For details, Web site please refer to. May is not available in certain states.

  33. Jody | 11:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Growing up, I always dreamed of driving my very own wheelbarrow. The rich guys down the street had a wheelbarrow they always used to polish out on the street on Sundays, whilst playing the sweet music really loudly.

  34. Ich | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is one seriously advanced wheel-barrow.

  35. chickenman | 12:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Kids…no entrance in the little door, and you know what we mean, otherwise Mr Little Man gets stuck..owwwwch!

  36. Ruuku | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the fastest car in japan he goes by the name wheel barrow

  37. Kojinka | 5:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    DO A WHEEL BARROW!

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