No involuntary descending

posted on 20 Sep 2010 in Chinglish, Toys

It suits you, Dad…

Toy manufactured in China.

37 captions

  1. faulty wiring | 3:07 am |

    After all these year NOW they tell me not to let a kid toyput an entrance in!

  2. Eduard | 3:12 am |

    I’m an adult in an advanced grade of needs. Can I voluntarily make usage of the nurse in this car?

  3. DrZos | 3:12 am |

    Yawning car! The perfect gift for the insomniac kid.

  4. DrZos | 3:14 am |

    *Nurse under the usage in the adult*
    – “Hey kid, go play with your awning car over there”

  5. faulty wiring | 3:16 am |

    First, there was the Ferrari Enzo. Then came the Lamborghini Countach. With the Bugatti Veyron, you thought your journey was over. But you were wrong. You had not experienced the awning inspiring, advanced grade of contest model, the one and only battery operated Wheelbarrow ever built. Just 300 000 000 ever produced in an illegal toy factory in Shenzhen. Made with slightly lethal but highly aerodynamic components, most fully inhalable by anyone. From stationary to broken in under 3 seconds. Experience the crappiness. Experience the rip off. Experience…The Wheelbarrow.

  6. Eduard | 3:19 am |

    Dad, stop toying around with the nurse…..

  7. Eduard | 3:21 am |

    “Toyput an entrance in…” = the new euphemism for usage of adult toys.

  8. Ralph Hamilton | 3:22 am |

    I’m not toying son.

  9. jjhitt | 3:23 am |

    ♫ Low Rider don’t toyput usage in.
    Low Rider ascends voluntarily.
    Low Rider has the back of the light now..
    Take a little trip
    Take a little trip with me…♫

  10. Algernon | 3:27 am |

    Well at least th sweet music wil keep you cool under the awing whilst your driving

  11. Ralph Hamilton | 3:29 am |

    On the 2rd the back will be ascended, and sittith on the right hand of Toyota sama. There he will come to judge the Edsels and the Trabants the Porsches and Ferraris. In the name of Henry Ford the Father Almighty.

  12. jjhitt | 3:33 am |

    R: Atomic batteries to power. Sweet Music On
    B: Check
    R: The cover on the back descended voluntarily.
    B: Check
    R: Turbines to speed. Nurse under the usage.
    B: Roger. Ready to Move Out.

  13. FatKenney | 4:11 am |

    It appears to be a quality toy, as long as you don’t use it.

  14. FatKenney | 4:15 am |

    So it’s okay to let a 4-year-old shove this in his “entrance”?

  15. DrLex | 4:32 am |

    “Wheelbarrow”, that sounds so much cooler than “Testarossa”, “Veyron” or “Murciélago”!

  16. jjhitt | 4:40 am |

    Elwood: It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a fresh change of batteries, half a wheelbarrow of advanced grade and we’re wearing sunglasses.
    Jake: Hit it.

  17. PieZ | 5:43 am |

    It is not a car, it is actually a Wheelbarrow.

  18. faulty wiring | 5:58 am |

    Oh, I can just hear that sweet, sweet music right now. So relaxing after a long day. Blends perfectly with screaming kids and a blaring TV. Please convert it to MP3 so I can enjoy it all day!

  19. xila31 | 6:33 am |

    It’s a car, it’s an awning, it’s a nursing tool! How much would you pay for this amazing toy? $99.95? Well, for a limited time only, you can get two Awning Cars for only $19.95!

  20. jjhitt | 7:01 am |

    Police report that an wheelbarrow awning car collided with an overturned Knockout Kum car on the inbound lanes. Music was pronounced sweet on the scene. Both drivers died voluntarily.

  21. Chris | 7:15 am |

    For you, my entrance is only an exit.

  22. Classic Steve | 7:20 am |

    Why do I ascend and descend this back cover? Because it’s THERE.

  23. tioli | 10:13 am |

    ♫ All you need is music
    Sweet music (sweet sweet music)
    There’ll be Chinglish everywhere… ♫

  24. phoenixx | 10:40 am |

    the fast and the furious??? do not throw

  25. demondude777 | 10:48 am |

    Ugh, where di you find this one? My model came with the crappy music. (But then again I could toss mine and nurse it without having to tell dad!)

  26. KBurchfiel | 11:38 am |

    My Mom would love this–she could wheel soil to her flowers with the sweet music. And no nurse necessary.

  27. Ayuvince | 12:30 pm |

    so much depends

    a battery operated

    with the sweet

    both above and

  28. Chuck | 4:08 pm |

    Yes, the appearance of quality is the sure sign of an unauthorized reproduction.

    Shovel not included.

  29. Chuck | 4:12 pm |

    Mine descended involuntarily. No nurse required.

  30. Ralph Hamilton | 7:13 pm |

    Ehh! The cover will go down on you voluntarily?

  31. emily | 8:06 am |

    I know it is voluntary. My toy car never protested

  32. KB | 11:35 am |

    Restrictions apply. For details, Web site please refer to. May is not available in certain states.

  33. Jody | 11:09 pm |

    Growing up, I always dreamed of driving my very own wheelbarrow. The rich guys down the street had a wheelbarrow they always used to polish out on the street on Sundays, whilst playing the sweet music really loudly.

  34. Ich | 7:15 am |

    This is one seriously advanced wheel-barrow.

  35. chickenman | 12:40 am |

    Kids…no entrance in the little door, and you know what we mean, otherwise Mr Little Man gets stuck..owwwwch!

  36. Ruuku | 9:48 am |

    the fastest car in japan he goes by the name wheel barrow

  37. Kojinka | 5:55 pm |


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