Please use proper honorifics when addressing your food

posted on 3 Sep 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

Then make sweet “hi” to me…

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Photo courtesy of Erin Armknecht.
Eraser found in Indonesia.

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DrLex | 3:29 am | Vote: 0 0

Hello Pie. Please Make “love” to me.
DrZos | 3:31 am | Vote: 0 0

Hello Lunch!
Goodbye Leftovers! (In the Legion Dust Pail you go…)
DrZos | 3:34 am | Vote: 0 0

Goodbye Lunch!
(the state-of-the-art barf bag, now available at the Legion Dust Pail anorexic-specialty store)
DrZos | 3:38 am | Vote: 0 0

Complete the collection kit by purchasing the Goodmorning Breakfast & Goodnight Dinner erasers!
(Eraser etiquette is a must in Indonesia)
faulty wiring | 3:39 am | Vote: 0 0

I love you. Now prepare to be barbequed.
faulty wiring | 4:02 am | Vote: 0 0

Hello green bear. Please say ‘gangrenous head due to excessively tight and dubious looking collar’ to me. Then spray large quantities of air freshener with abandon
beechoak | 4:25 am | Vote: 0 0

… and say it with chocolate…!
beechoak | 4:25 am | Vote: 0 0

I already ate my paste. Now I’m going to try the eraser…
beechoak | 4:26 am | Vote: 0 0

MMMMmmmmmmmmm… school supplies…! [drool]
Ralph Hamilton | 5:01 am | Vote: 0 0

That is bearly lunch.
Algernon | 5:50 am | Vote: 0 0

Bear sandwiches Hmmm…
Kitsune | 6:49 am | Vote: 0 0

That’s rather a light lunch isn’t it?
Kitsune | 7:20 am | Vote: 0 0

Is this the Calista Flockhart diet plan?
Classic Steve | 8:57 am | Vote: 0 0

Run! The little carton’s going to eat you!
phoenixx | 9:25 am | Vote: 0 0

this lunch is a little chewy
Lollerskate | 9:39 am | Vote: 0 0

And a little sickly too
Gloria | 10:41 am | Vote: 0 0

But, noone is video-taping you so feel free to consume with abandon!
Brian | 3:22 pm | Vote: 0 0

Note the subliminal hint: ‘Plea$e say “love” to me’

Nothing says “love” like $….
Bob* | 7:33 pm | Vote: 0 0

This new lunches are too clingy. I need space dammit!
MitziBell | 5:44 am | Vote: 0 0

This is the card the happy fun bear gives you before it gnaws your head off. And it wants to be LOVED for it? Sheesh!
Mark | 6:00 pm | Vote: 0 0

Hello Rolaids. Just in case lunch not in love with me.
mickeygreeneyes | 4:47 am | Vote: 0 0

Don’t laugh! This is how I got into Gwendolyn’s panties in third grade.
tekleader | 6:58 am | Vote: 0 0

It says it loves me or it gets eaten.
Carlos | 1:43 pm | Vote: 0 0

This should be silk-screened onto panties.
Terri | 12:52 pm | Vote: 0 0

Let’s do it in the supply closet
のは、電源クローゼットの中にそれをやってみましょう
Is, let’s do it in the supply closet
、電源クローゼットの中にそれをしてみましょうか
, Let’s do it in the supply closet
、のは、電源のクローゼットの中にそれをやってみましょう
, And, let’s do it in the supply closet
、そして、の供給クローゼットの中にそれをやらせる
And letting it supply closet
また、電源のクローゼットをさせる
The power supply to the closet
クローゼットへの電力供給
Power to the closet
Kristina Ingham | 12:15 pm | Vote: 0 0

It tastes better if you say hello first.
Kristina Ingham | 12:16 pm | Vote: 0 0

Bears repeating.
Jared B. | 3:06 pm | Vote: 0 0

Damn, now even my kids’ school supplies have codependency issues..
Sarah K. | 10:59 pm | Vote: 0 0

Afternoon Deligggght
understand | 10:40 am | Vote: 0 0

Remember when I said I would eat you last? I lied.
charles | 7:34 pm | Vote: 0 0

Hello lunch please stay down
Bobcats mum | 6:47 am | Vote: 0 0

Hello Kitty….. Hello lunch…. ?? cat chow mein anyone??
LOLfree | 8:34 am | Vote: 0 0

I don’t know why, but this Engrish (combined with the package’s design) makes it strangely cute and heartwarming…
Tom | 6:13 pm | Vote: 0 0

“Hello, Floor! Make me a SAMMICH”