Please you don’t!

posted on 22 Sep 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

I’m a disability – what do I do again?

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  1. Eduard | 3:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    When fire IS allowed and happening, please using the stairs for an amazing running experience!

  2. Eduard | 3:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I do not will using this elevator if there are disabilities around!

  3. Eduard | 3:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I am not a disability, I am a liability. Can I will riding it?

  4. Algernon | 3:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Riu hotel’s inhouse sport wheelchairing down the stairs.

  5. Eduard | 3:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you will letting me ride if I am….
    ♫ Physically fit,
    Physically fit,
    Physically Physically Physically fit ♫ ??

  6. jjhitt | 3:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome To Motel 1.98.

  7. jjhitt | 3:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    To the stairs, Igor. A storm is approaching.

  8. faulty wiring | 3:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Number 5 sounds like a dare. And number 7 is akin to elevator surfing / hanging for the disability

  9. DrZos | 3:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    #6 makes it pretty clear that riding this elevator is generally a bad idea, unless you can’t avoid it…

  10. DrZos | 3:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I do not will, if you doesn’t stiectly prohibited.

  11. jjhitt | 3:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not will ride elevator if you experience an erection lasting for more than four hours.

  12. phoenixx | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    so if we see that person that makes us all say “oh HELL no” we have to let them on?? brace yourself he they come

  13. coffeebot | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Go ahead, just try to use those stairs…

  14. faulty wiring | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    What about very small children with disabilities in wheelchairs during a thunderstorm when the hotel is on fire but who have prior convictions for vandalism?

  15. DrLex | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    So people in wheelchairs should get off their chairs, and send them up in the elevator while crawling up the stairs themselves?

  16. DrLex | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    (Thunder) (x10)
    I was caught
    In the middle of an elevator (Thunder)
    I looked ’round,
    And I knew I was physicaly able (Thunder)
    My mind raced
    And I thought what could I do? (Thunder)
    And I knew
    It was not designed for fire use (Thunder)
    Closing the door
    Stiectly prohibited
    I’m not a disability!
    Must use the stairs
    It’s been – thunderstorm!

  17. Terry | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m thankful that they told me right up top that this is English because I’m not certain I would have recognized it. And bless their hearts, they tried so hard to prevent from making an unpleasant sign expiorence.

  18. Matt S. | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We rides it,and We vandilizes it and we gives them disabilaties to anyones elses that wants to rides it my PRECIOUS.

  19. Thomas | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Women, Children and Wheelchairs first please.

  20. Ralph Hamilton | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Make my day! Try to use the stairs.”

    Ah! It is an old Clint Eastwood remake.

  21. Ralph Hamilton | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @ faulty wiring. I asked a Catholic Priest and he said. “F—- the children.”

    So I don’t know whether that was an instruction or an epithet.

  22. mickeygreeneyes | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuxe me. Im entittled to puut my wwheelchair on the eelevator first. since this is under and outside of any condition. O K, thats got it. Now Im going to run up over the stairs to see if I can get there b for my wheelchair. Thank you and please don’t vandalizes it.

  23. faulty wiring | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Ralph: Probably both…

  24. Chris | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ jhitt: It’s pronounced “Eye-gor” now.

  25. Chris | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And don’t let me hear about you playing with matches either.

  26. Ich | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where’s the staircase?

  27. demondude777 | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Woman: Honey, I thought you were by the pool?

    Man: Well dear, I was. But then the water instantly became polluted, and all the foot expired. Everyone got really cranky too and started fighting.

    Woman: Looks like someone vandalizes the elevator again.

  28. Big Fat Cat | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At this moment, I am riding the elevators to the 200th floor through thunder and lightning with the disables hanging outside and under the elevators soaking in the rain. I really enjoy this ride.

  29. ribbonleaf | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Um… what country is this again?

  30. FatKenney | 3:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I particularly liked the word “environment”. While technically a misspelling, given the pronunciation of the word it actually makes more sense then the correct spelling. Bravo.

  31. FatKenney | 3:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The escalator is right out.

  32. Chuck | 4:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Shouldn’t the fire be stieclty prohibited all the time ?

    Except when it’s in season, of course.

    Then my disability becomes a liability.

    And no, I could not, would not, with a goat.

  33. Darth Na'vi | 4:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Riu Hotels is a big chain. Here’s the Wiki-
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RIU_Hotels

    Perhaps this corker is in all of them? Wouldn’t that be Engrishalicious?
    😀

  34. Camy | 10:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Hey, you, author of this notice, you are a disability!

  35. Yes Man | 2:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thundercats! Ho!

  36. Gwydion Williams | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You will enjoy our unpleasant hotel environment

  37. Carlos | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    #2 says, “Don’t vandalize to prevent an unpleasant environment.” That means that the place is intentionally crappy and they want you to refrain from cleaning it up. Constructive vandalism is strictly prohibited.

  38. Carlos | 10:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @FatKenney:
    You think so because you’ve been mispronouncing it.

  39. Gloria | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You don’t use fires in elevator, no matter who you are! Stairwell fire use is okay.

  40. Jody | 12:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are there certain days of the week when fire is not strictly prohibited in the hotel? Hello, I’m arthritis, what’s your name?

  41. Jody | 1:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Please help, the elevator is stuck and my wheelchair is in there all by itself. I had to let the wheelchair ride first under and outside of my condition of being paralysed from the chest down. Its needs were obviously more important.

  42. alesita | 12:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    yeah… i like it on a wheel chair… under, outside, on top of and inside too!! what can I say… i’m a disability!

  43. Kyle | 7:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I feel discomfort just thinking about stairs…

  44. Lollerskate | 9:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Clearly this sign ain’t not clear and concise…

  45. Alexa | 9:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    just remember — let the wheelchair ride the elevator first, then wait for it to get off and send it back up for you

  46. j s | 9:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Have thunderstorms been known to disable elevators?

  47. Myself | 9:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m a disability and I am appalled that fire is steictly prohibited even for disabilities. I’m used to hotels making exceptions for disabilities like me in their anti-fire rules. I’m never going to Riu Hotels again.

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