Still haven’t found what I am looking for…

posted on 27 Sep 2010 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Ryan.

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  1. engrishwebmaster | 12:45 am |

    I am guessing they lifted song titles for the shirt? This is what I got:
    “Do you know? (Theme from Mahogany)” – Diana Ross
    “Just the way you are” – Billy Joel
    “P.S. I Love You” – The Beatles
    “…Looking for Love…” Waylon Jennings

    Not sure of the other two.

  2. Algernon | 3:16 am |

    Another brick in the wall or just thick as a brick

  3. Eduard | 3:40 am |

    Well, if you’re in a dark street in the ghetto right now, yup, that’s a wrong place right there!

  4. Eduard | 3:42 am |

    Not to mention the newer “STOP. Now think about it!” lyric from B.o.b.’s “Nothing On You”……

  5. Eduard | 3:44 am |

    …. and of course, Sam Brown’s STOP hit from the 90’s…..
    Gee, we’d make a pretty good playlist if you STOP and think about it !

  6. Eduard | 3:54 am |

    Wearing a blue T-shirt with random quotes and desperate calls for love is a wrong thing to do in the first place…..

  7. Jellychop | 4:00 am |

    But always be sure to wear a tie and hold a little red flower.
    Or is that a blood stain?

  8. beechoak | 4:05 am |

    Don’t Stop Thinking About Tomorrow…!

  9. beechoak | 4:09 am |

    I’ve been waiting for a girl like you, ’cause you’re every woman in the world to me, just the way you look tonight.

  10. jjhitt | 4:11 am |

    Cause I’m as free as a bird now,
    And this shirt I’ll never change…

  11. Jay | 4:14 am |

    Be sure to visit our Adult Engrish section that this week features a picture of a broken condom that reads, “We Had a Good Thing Going (But It’s All Over Now)”.

  12. jjhitt | 4:24 am |

    This shirt is what you get when you play “Louie, Louie” backwards.

  13. DrZos | 4:25 am |

    A confused bad-hair-day albino with poor taste in clothing is looking for the signs of love in an alley?

    *sigh* This is an accident waiting to happen…!

  14. DrZos | 4:26 am |

    “Stop (but don’t stop) in the name of love”

  15. DrZos | 4:28 am |

    He finally found love in the end of that alley, but a fallen down stop sign forced him to go back… love is ruthless.

  16. DrZos | 4:29 am |

    Wear, but don’t wear.

  17. FatKenney | 4:32 am |

    You’ve been shopping for clothes in all the wrong places as well.

  18. jjhitt | 4:37 am |

    What’s love got to do with it?
    Where is the love?
    (Maybe in my other jacket…)

  19. jjhitt | 4:41 am |

    Signs of love — OOOPS Upside Your Head!

  20. FatKenney | 4:43 am |

    The picture on this shirt is definitely Photo-Shopped. Are we to believe there’s a brick wall in the city without profanity painted all over it and completely unstained by blood, vomit, and urine? The only thing believable about the picture is this: the way he’s looking at the inner pocket of his jacket suggests he’s just realized his wallet has been stolen.

  21. FatKenney | 4:46 am |

    If the signs of love are hackneyed phrases and bad taste in clothing, look no further.

  22. mickeygreeneyes | 5:08 am |

    Stop but don’t stop. Yeah, sounds like a lotta dates I had in high school.

  23. mickeygreeneyes | 5:10 am |

    Hey, that ‘s my blue dress. You can’t use it without permission. You’ll hear from my lawyers, bud!

  24. Gwydion Williams | 5:34 am |

    “I’m shot in the chest. Maybe someone loves me not.”

  25. Eduard | 5:41 am |

    To answer your question: No, dude, I don’t know…. And to be completely honest, I really don’t care!

  26. Terri | 6:06 am |

    Shot thru the heart
    And you’re to blame
    You give love
    In all my wrong places

  27. Kitsune | 6:19 am |

    They missed “STOP In the name of love”

  28. xila31 | 6:22 am |

    I love you just the way you are. Now stop being a damn idiot.

  29. DrLex | 6:26 am |

    Should I stop or should I stop?

  30. Classic Steve | 6:28 am |

    Don’t stop till you get enough!

  31. Classic Steve | 6:29 am |

    Did somebody rip your tiny heart out?

  32. Kitsune | 6:39 am |

    “Stop but don’t stop?” Why is Uncle Sam being so confusing?

  33. Take2 | 7:05 am |

    Note to those looking for love:

    A sucking chest wound is probably not one of the signs of love you seek.

  34. Chris | 7:17 am |

    Stop in the name of love-or I’ll shoot.

  35. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:35 am |

    …but there ain’t nothin’ wrong with the radio.

  36. Sheik Yerbouti | 11:09 am |

    Bullet wounds are a sign of love?

  37. Darth Na'vi | 1:41 pm |

    What country is this T-shirt found in???

  38. Lovintheengrish | 2:18 pm |

    Oh, the person who is wearing this shirt is sending me mixed signals!

  39. tekleader | 8:24 am |

    Was, Not Was

  40. Murilo Silva | 9:09 am |

    So… a bleeding bullet wound in your chest is a sign of love? I’ve seen it happening with many couples before, but probably not as sign of love. 😛

  41. Streak | 11:58 am |

    B b b b bird, bird, bird. The bird is the word!

  42. phoenixx | 12:12 pm |


  43. SpicyChick | 7:24 am |

    That’s a rose he’s holding lol

  44. Vonbrandwolf | 11:11 am |

    STOP. And not to lets continuing.

  45. HostileTurtles | 11:38 am |

    This feels so right, yet it seems so wrong…in the semi lit alley with a man and his bullet wound. My independent film moment for the day…

  46. pauloo | 3:46 pm |

    Have you tried looking through the gaping, bleeding hole in your chest?

  47. iLock | 4:13 am |

    Damn! The road signs in Engrish-Land f**k with your mind man!

  48. phoenixx | 11:50 am |

    stop..dont stop..gah im so confused

  49. Atli Hafsteinsson | 4:30 pm |

    Including t-shirts?

  50. Somewhere in a lonely hotel room, there’s a guy starting to realize that eternal fate has turned it’s back on him. It’s two a.m.

  51. Mar Ita Voj | 9:26 pm |

    is this another one of those fake philosophastres? Stop, but don’t stop.

  52. charles | 2:33 am |

    start ,Stop, but don’t stop start agian

  53. BuzzKirrington | 2:32 pm |

    No Means No, but Stop means Don’t Stop! (Most confusing anti-date rape slogan ever!)

  54. BigHeadSarge | 7:04 pm |

    His nipple is giving him mixed messages, after he bought it a flower and everything.

  55. The Dude | 12:38 pm |

    That guy is like “5hit, I got red on me”

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