That’s just trash talk…
posted on 1 Sep 2010 in Household Items
And all because we recycle…
Photo courtesy of Daniel Miyamoto.
Trash can found in Japan.
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We are sentient trash cans that can afford to have conversations with each other. We are legion.
But we can’t afford a proper slogan so we’ll go with the one the guy who claims to be fluent in English suggested because we have no idea what it means
Bienvenue dans la région des ordures
“My name is Legion; for we are many and can have conversations with each other that much.” — Dustpail 5:9
If I become rich, one of my first priorities is going to be having FEWER conversations.
True success in life isn’t measured by money, fame or possessions. It’s measured in dust pails.
This trash can is so profound it just “pails” in comparison to the rest…
Confidential Business Proposal: I am Doctor Legion Mbongo Dustpail, president of Really Big Bank Afrika and I looking for conversations with honest and discrete person that much. Our life has become rich by account error of US$5,000,000.00 (FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) . Contact me me [email protected]
“… BUT we don’t have time for cheap small talk, so if you don’t have something worth saying, throw it in the dust pail…!”
We can put pieces of string between each one and broadcast.
Dr. Mbongo Dustpail ! This is Dr. John Bigboote.
My e-mail to the posted address has bounced. I must get in touch with you immediately regarding that five million dollars. I am in negotiations to acquire a certain oscillation overthruster for my superiors. If you promise to deposit that money into my account, I am willing to offer you a 35% ownership in our business.
There is no need to fear for your investment. Our CEO is a man of the aristocracy, Lord John Whorfin. He is accustomed to handling large amounts of money and can provide contacts that will allow you to secure a job with Énorme Banque d’Argent Launder de la Suisse.
RSVP. We will provide a secure phone line. Your codename will be John Legion
Drs Dustpail & Bigboote,
My name in Inspector John Honest from the Internet Fraud Division at Interpol. I have reason to believe this moneys of which you are mentioned have been dishonestly obtained! We have pictures of both the two of you in compromising position and we know a few dirty secrets about you two, some of them regarding a certain dustpail. I will put you both into a prison at our secret headquarters unless you send us 80% of the moneys to our genuine Interpol Account, which for technical reasons only is in my code name, Nwake Adeyemi, and for security reasons is held at our Nigerian office. Please email me for coordinates immediately or it will be bad for you both! With Best Wishes, Inspector Jeff Honesty
It puts the conversation in the dust pail.
Because only rich people communicate.
Official garbage pail for the White House.
Words pail me.
Beware of the legion of the talking trash cans.
Oh I love the wisdom of trash cans.
And the poor people can say nothing as the rich talk trash.
this is the new version of borg..the will assimulate your trash
We can speak of how fully gets this trash can. I am anticipate this conversation muchly.
I’ll take legions of trash over conversations of the rich anyday!
No wonder dust pails when facing this Legion!
Talking to your dustpail is a sign of madness.
Correction: Talking to your dustpan is a sign og madness asvel.
Bugger
Uh, I’ll take two pails of dust and, um, do you deliver?
Dear Dustpail,
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How very nice for you!
“Meanwhile, at the Legion of Dust Pail…”
All richness belongs to the void!
Why, we are so rich that we can afford to have conversations with trashcans!
One of the first signs of schizophrenia is talking to inanimate objects.The second is when they answer you back.