The British poop athletic team is 2nd to none…

posted on 23 Sep 2010 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Ryan.
Found in Taoyuan, Taiwan.

37 captions

  1. SF | 3:02 am |

    Soon to be an Olympic discipline.

  2. Eduard | 3:11 am |

    I’m the 23st pooping champion.

  3. Eduard | 3:16 am |

    Athletes’ running diarrhea safety bag……

  4. jjhitt | 3:16 am |

    Do not open the bag. Believe me, you do not want to look inside.

  5. Eduard | 3:18 am |

    Q: How do you do in this year’s athletics?
    A: I’m the 23th again. That STINKS!

  6. Jay | 3:21 am |

    That’s gotta be a first – a designer colostomy bag.

  7. DrLex | 3:29 am |

    The colour of the bag matches that of what’s inside.

  8. Algernon | 3:36 am |

    The team runs on methane

  9. DrZos | 3:40 am |

    This is a really nice bag… for me to poop on!!!

    – Triumph the insult comic dog

  10. coffeebot | 3:43 am |

    It’s not easy being Number Two

  11. faulty wiring | 3:44 am |

    Just in time for the New Delhi Games!

  12. DrZos | 3:44 am |

    “Champs between poop” vs. “Men between urine”
    The final showdown!!!

  13. faulty wiring | 3:53 am |

    Working in the City? Traveller on long haul flights? Just can’t be bothered looking for a public convenience? The Champ POOP Bag is for YOU! Slim but spacious design. Highly absorbant and entirely leak proof. Discreetly labeled with the word POOP in 3 inch print. Now in three designer colours: Conventional Poop Brown, Savvy Scour Yellow and New Delhi Dysentry Green with flecks of Red. First 50 sold come with our patented ‘poop – o -meter’ so you can accurately keep track of your movements. Give a Crap and Be a Champ…with Champ Poop Bag!

  14. Tong | 4:24 am |

    London 2012, here I come. I am full of it, err, I mean confidence.

  15. Eduard | 4:25 am |

    @faulty wiring: “Give a Crap and Be a Champ!”
    ROFL that I almost s@#$ my pants. Quickly, hand me over the Champ Poop Bag!

  16. jjhitt | 4:53 am |

    Yes. It’s mine. It smells like roses and I’m proud of it.

  17. jjhitt | 4:58 am |

    Also available,
    For the office: Really Important Cr@p bag
    For Sunday: Holy Sh!t tote.

  18. Terri | 5:37 am |

    The airline said that I could only bring 3 ounces of shampoo on board. But I’ll get even, just wait till they search this bag ! I’ve got a full 16 ounces !

  19. Classic Steve | 5:47 am |

    Is that an imperative? Because I really don’t want to champ it.

  20. faulty wiring | 7:24 am |

    @Eduard:

    Sounds like you need the Deluxe Model with extra storage space and special strap on attachment!

  21. Chris | 7:35 am |

    They’re planning to dump a lot of these bags on the market.

  22. demondude777 | 8:34 am |

    Because real champs don’t waste their time trying to find a bathroom….

  23. phoenixx | 8:53 am |

    be one of the first 23 to order this poop-ular bag and get a set free pins!! order yours today!

  24. Kitsune | 1:48 pm |

    In Soviet Russia she would be a Party Pooper.

  25. Ralph Hamilton | 2:13 pm |

    Humph! I wouldn’t crap on this bag.

  26. mickeygreeneyes | 2:18 pm |

    If the contents of the bag go missing, just question the guy in the BG who seems to be taking it right now.

  27. Chuck | 3:57 pm |

    Or is it Po-Op ?

    Because to be on THAT team. must learn to Po-Operate.

  28. FatKenney | 5:11 pm |

    “We’re number 2! We’re number 2!”

  29. FatKenney | 5:13 pm |

    Also available: Champ Poop souvenir foam finger – watch what happens when you pull it.

  30. jjhitt | 5:19 pm |

    Why take a poop when you can bring one?

  31. DECMATH | 5:35 am |

    I don’t know what’s in it either. I only know my dad wanted me to have it.

  32. Etheral | 6:37 pm |

    He poop so good he make numbah 2 seem like numbah 3.

  33. chickenman | 12:35 am |

    Favourite Brand of King Shiznat.

  34. chickenman | 12:38 am |

    Poor Michael Jordan, He can never cut it….uhmm I meant a break, not the cheese…

  35. Don Noitall | 1:20 pm |

    We’re Number 2. We try harder.

  36. Hasini Walpola | 7:26 pm |

    Taking “runs” to a whole new level!

  37. EngrishLover3 | 4:55 am |

    Re; the main caption: Don’t you mean ‘2rd to none’?

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