What a waste of money, I haven’t cut one all day…

posted on 11 Sep 2010 in Chinglish, Vending Machines

I got an arm!

Photo courtesy of Thomas Doyle.
Found in Taichung, Taiwan.

36 captions

  1. kyle vincent | 3:17 am |

    Suddenly it felt creepy. As if Chuckie is around.

  2. faulty wiring | 3:23 am |

    I don’t know what is more freaky…cutting the dolls or the dolls themselves

  3. faulty wiring | 3:31 am |

    The biggest surprise would be having a good time at Baby City.

  4. DrLex | 3:36 am |

    Insert coin to activate doll blender. Much more satisfying than the regular machines with the frustrating underpowered grasping arm!

  5. jjhitt | 4:09 am |

    The Evil Bunny City machine dispenses doughnuts.

  6. Algernon | 4:29 am |

    I think they’re all pretty armless

  7. Tong | 5:00 am |

    The new “Work for the dole scheme” – cut the dolls, or else, the government will cut your dole!

  8. Kitsune | 6:04 am |

    This is how cereal killers get their start.

  9. mickeygreeneyes | 7:05 am |

    Dibs on the ones with the maniacal grins! I got my machete sharpened and ready to go.

  10. Arlyn | 8:00 am |

    If you don’t cut the dolls they will eat your soul!

  11. Kitsune | 8:22 am |

    Okay folks Totoro is not evil

  12. faulty wiring | 8:39 am |

    @Kitsune: Like the ‘Cornflake Massacre’ of 1976?

  13. Kitsune | 8:55 am |

    @faulty wiring
    Or the Chocula killings of ’03

  14. ben | 9:02 am |

    Oh, Mai and Satsuke are gonna be pissed…

  15. Rm | 9:30 am |

    Now i know why they are all smiling nervously

  16. Ich | 9:52 am |

    Amazingly, it looks like the grinning bunnies are being taken more than the sheep.

  17. Ralph Hamilton | 10:45 am |

    Cereal killers? Yeah. I hate those noisy cornflakes too. Especially after a bottle or two of red the night before.

  18. Bob* | 11:36 am |

    lol at the comments . Those are not bunnies. πŸ˜›

  19. Ralph Hamilton | 12:31 pm |

    Comeesss with mee kiddesss’s. Learn to amputate the limbs of your playmates. Hack heeheee hack hoho saw chop hahahaha dismember hooohoooohaaa.
    What a lovelees times we aree havingss’s.

  20. FatKenney | 5:12 pm |

    Let’s go to the Psych Ward. There are a lot of crazy nutjob in here. These are so disturbed dolls, Hurry up! Let’s administer Thorazine!!

  21. Classic Steve | 6:58 pm |

    Revenge on Chucky?

  22. Lora | 7:33 pm |

    One of the Totoro dolls looks like he’s been strangled instead of cut.

  23. kyle vincent | 1:57 am |

    Hey it’s the all new Saw Movie playset! “Let’s play a game.”

  24. phoenixx | 10:41 am |

    ” i want to eat the baby!” fat b*stard come to mind

  25. Dexter’s Playpen

  26. Christine | 7:30 am |

    Let’s go to the Baby City (Baby City, huh? Oookaaay…).

    There are a lot of big surprise in here (Yeah, ya think? It’s kind of a big surprise that they aren’t BABIES in baby city).

    These are so cute dolls (not really, dude! They’re actually a bit creepy)

    Hurry up!! Let’s cut dolls!! (Hurry up, I’m OUTTA here!!!)

  27. Bear or bust | 8:02 am |

    Wot no catbus

  28. alfa | 12:00 pm |

    You know the first time i saw My Neighbor Totoro I thought it was rather wierd.

    But Miyazaki-sama’s newer stuff is even odder. So if this creeps you out watch some of his newer stuff. (best if you have been taking mind altering substances)

  29. Brett | 9:27 am |

    This is Japanese, not Chinese. (Chinglish tag is wrong)

  30. Brett | 9:27 am |

    Ahhh, I see. I guess it was found in Taiwan. Anyways, the text behind the toys is Japanese.

  31. Jody | 11:01 pm |

    Well I guess it stops you cutting the “so cute” babies in “baby city”.
    Got free childs? Just cut baby (oops, doll) in free peaces.
    Exterminate! Exterminate!

  32. Jody | 11:05 pm |

    Hey, are those sheep? You can’t cut up sheep. We loooovvvve our sheep in NZ, yeah, we love sheep long time (well, some of us apparently).

  33. Blac Kat | 8:13 am |

    Perhaps they meant to say ‘let’s cute dolls’… Then it would make even less sense.

  34. Kojinka | 5:57 pm |

    I want a Totoro doll!

  35. Licorice | 12:07 pm |

    Take me down to the Baby City.

  36. Tatarujin | 7:28 pm |


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