Would you like a jamocha shake with that dream?

posted on 28 Sep 2010 in Chinglish, Clothing

…and fruits my nightmare!

Photo courtesy of Ryan.
T-shirt found in Taiwan.

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  1. Algernon | 3:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing like monosaturated fats to get the day going.

  2. Eduard | 3:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aagh, it’s that “frying my noodles” cooking concept again……

  3. Eduard | 3:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this another one of those “I’ve been eating in all the wrong places” T-shirt?

  4. beechoak | 3:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Grease my love…

  5. beechoak | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Burger my buns…

  6. DrLex | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I always want fries with my dreams. And every time, waking up is such a disappointment.

  7. DrZos | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    BEWARE: Eat these mutant N-shaped french fries at your own risk!

  8. coffeebot | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Analyzing Ronald McDonald’s dreams just got weirder.

  9. DrZos | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Something like “Inception”, only it’s taking place in a chinese fast-food chain… (Engrish subtitles available)

  10. DrZos | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Washing this T-shirt may leave a huge oil stain where the stamp once was…

  11. DrZos | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    BAKESMYNIGHTMARES

  12. SF | 3:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Eat softly, because you are eating my dreams.

  13. Jellychop | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I’ll have an order of fried dreams with a side dish of half-baked fantasies…”.

  14. Salome | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only comes in ‘plus’ sizes.

  15. mickeygreeneyes | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, baby, fries my dream, pimp my ride, and then bite my (censored by order of engrish.com)

  16. jjhitt | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You are my transfats
    My only transfats
    You make me happy
    You make me weigh.

  17. xila31 | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Last night I dreamed I ate a giant box of fries, and when I woke up my fingers were gone.

  18. Tong | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dr. Martin Luther King wouldn’t be happy!

  19. Chris | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Guess my dreams are all fried now.

  20. jjhitt | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I have a dream… one day we will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood with a large order of fries.

  21. tekleader | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s it, son! Keep your expectations low and you’ll never be disappointed!

  22. emily | 8:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Flies my nightmare!

  23. Ralph Hamilton | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The “N” shape is to signal “Nuclear” . They have been cooked by nuclear radiation. Cholestrol free and easy to eat in the dark.

  24. Ralph Hamilton | 9:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A question of Admin:

    “and fruits my nightmare”

    or

    “and fruit’s my nightmare”

  25. jjhitt | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like the Odin-burger with Rune Fries…

  26. phoenixx | 12:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    so THAT’S where we lost fryloc..now we need to find meatwad and master shake..

  27. d17nk | 4:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and one order of cold large choke please.

  28. Ani | 2:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Taken from the dreams of Bill Clinton and Michelle Obama.

  29. iLock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …and shakes my tail!

  30. iLock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmm… Fried Dreams…. *drooling*
    No wonder people are fat, they’re even frying our dreams!

  31. Kitsune | 11:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    His name is Frylock and he’s all talk…

  32. Mar Ita Voj | 9:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …told you we should have stuck to alphabet chicken nuggets, but no, you had to buy N-shaped fries. Now our dreams are screwed.

  33. chickenman | 12:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fry the friendly skies….hold to catch your dreams get you dreamy world…

  34. chickenman | 12:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fries My Dream and Freeze My Waking Life. Fast Food 24/7 What a Time!

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