Always wanted to visit Ehgland…

The ehtire lesson is ohline…

Photo courtesy of Clay Garnett.
Found in Korea.

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  1. faulty wiring | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pah! Who’d buy that? Everyone knows Ehglish is a dead language!

  2. Algernon | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Also available in Living Greman, Franch, Spinich and Itlain

  3. DrLex | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That book cover is full of typos. It should read: “Livihg Ehglish Lahguage Foreigh.”

  4. Schiggy | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, that must be Canada’s nickname for their english, eh?

  5. beechoak | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lesson Number One: Let’s start with the cover…

  6. Someone | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And all this time we called it Engrish… Now we now both how it’s really called, and why it’s so popular!

  7. Darbadarba | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ehglish, eh? Eh bet I knoo what country THAT came from, eh?
    *cough* CANADA *cough*

  8. Jellychop | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a living language.
    Living things mutate.

  9. Eccekio | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫Whatever have they done to the old mother tongue?
    They have wrangled atrangled mangled and abused it♫

  10. kitsune | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Ehgs are a birdlike people who live high in the mountains. They have their own language.

  11. Terri | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Today’s disenfranchised youth have developed their own language, based largely on internet memes. When our reporter asked one young man about it, he replied “Eh…”

  12. Pete | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The incredible legible Ehgs.

  13. WW | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ehglish, the language of farmers whose chickens produce Ehgland’s Best ehgs!

  14. Elsys St. Valencia | 10:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ehglish is definitely a foreign language, even for us Engrish speakers!

  15. phoenixx | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    must have watched to much family guy…

  16. APolaris | 12:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In case you’d prefer to visit Canada…

  17. Lana | 12:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, please, man! It’s so clear! It’s a compilation of tests “correct the wrong spelling”!

  18. DragonLady | 3:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ah so

  19. Lollerskate | 4:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    UMMM… Canadian English I suppose eh?

  20. Big Fat Cat | 4:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally, the long lost Ehglish is alive again. I love it.

  21. Ro-An De Guzman | 1:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who cares about Ehnglish? It’s dead already, I wanna learn Kroaen, Japnaese, Chienes, and Spinach!

  22. Classic Steve | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    User review: “Goose ehg.”

  23. Tom | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is Ehglish derived from the old Gherman and Shaxon languages?

  24. Cecily | 6:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rule, Britahhia!

  25. Water imp | 3:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ohhhh…so THAT’S what Canadians call the English language…

  26. phoenixx | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    new foreign language..ehgnlish

  27. craigmiller | 8:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    LOL Canadians. What will they think of next?

  28. Mark Nowitzky | 11:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I am the ehg-man.

  29. Jeebers | 10:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Kinda defeats the purpose, doesn’t it?! My head hurts…

  30. The Rose that caption | 5:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I want to go to Ehgland to see Fig Ben, apparently thr Ehglish love breakfast

  31. replicant | 9:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The book proves it we’re the ones who don’t know English, I mean Ehglish.

  32. TheInterlang | 5:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think Ehgland is somewhere in Canada, no?

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