Because a relaxed ass is a stylish ass

posted on 7 Oct 2010 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Wilbur Yen.
Jeans found in Kyrgyzstan.

31 captions

  1. DrZos | 4:14 am |

    Sergeant: Soldier, sit your man-ass down!!!
    Soldier: Sir, yes, man-sir!

  2. DrZos | 4:15 am |

    Dem are some kick-manass pants, I tell ya…

  3. Algernon | 4:17 am |

    From the makers of Tush and Bum pants

  4. SF | 4:38 am |

    Best for horse-riding all day.

  5. Eduard | 4:40 am |

    A big-ass label for a bad-ass pair of man-ass jeans…..

  6. Eduard | 4:41 am |

    These guys are a menace to English language.
    Get it? Menace……
    (I know you get it, I just like saying that….. :D)

  7. Eduard | 4:43 am |

    I am very relaxed when I sit my man-ass down on the toilet…… And I go out in style, too !

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:52 am |

    Womanass is in the Ladies’ section and Kidass in the kids section.

  9. DrLex | 4:53 am |

    Exactly what I needed. All my other jeans cause me unpleasant moments of relaxation.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:54 am |

    Thanks very much. I do appreciate people who value my big ass.

  11. Morgan le Fay | 10:11 am |

    To be fair, this is clearly a reference to the national folkloric hero of Kyrgyzstan, named Manas (mah-NAHS). It’s generally spelled with one ‘s’ in English, but “Manass” would also be a correct transliteration of the name.

  12. Gloria | 10:12 am |

    Apparently back in the 1800’s they grouped together all the man asses from Turdistan and centralized them in a town in Virginia that was henceforth known as “Manassas.”

  13. Tim S | 10:24 am |

    The only jeans that fit me are from SkinnyButt.

  14. Classic Steve | 10:26 am |

    So, uh, what does it say in the front?

  15. Big Fat Cat | 11:23 am |

    Purchase one manass and receive our complementary manhole free

  16. Xila31 | 11:55 am |

    For larger gentlemen they also have the Biggass brand.

  17. Kevin | 12:03 pm |

    They are trying, and failing, to say “Manas” the name of the Kyrgystan’s national hero, eveything in the country is branded “Manas” (Манас) but it usually does not get translated so well!

  18. mosier1 | 3:03 pm |

    and only 885.6 whatevers?

  19. FatKenney | 4:36 pm |

    “So you say you’re an ass-man. But are you a Manass-man?”

  20. Eccekio | 6:37 pm |

    Is your ass an original fit?

  21. Eccekio | 7:00 pm |

    I am not having an original fit. I’m just trying to get my ass into these damn jeans.

  22. Chuck | 7:31 pm |

    ♫ Manass has seen the glory ♪
    ♪ Of a Kyrgish pair of jeans ♫
    ♫ It ripped right through the bottom ♪
    ♪ And it tore out all the seams ♫

    ♫ My tush goes marching on ♫

  23. Ich | 8:59 am |

    Such a truly badass jeans.

  24. rorry | 2:17 pm |

    Now that’s what I call target marketing….

  25. Amy | 5:58 pm |

    just in time for pride week

  26. phoenixx | 2:04 pm |

    so if the seams rip is that em bare ass ing?

  27. ELaMa | 5:27 pm |

    Manass??? What about a hot lookin’ Ladyass?

  28. Lollerskate | 1:32 am |

    That is the most polite and elegant way to say “farting” I have ever read here at Engrish… Heck, anywhere for that matter.

  29. VABoilermaker | 7:33 pm |

    The jeans of choice in Prince William County, VA.

  30. Don Noitall | 11:29 am |

    All the bulls ran away from Manass because he was such a badass.

  31. VelvetEspeon | 5:40 pm |

    Does Drew Pickles have something to do with this?

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