Because a relaxed ass is a stylish ass

posted on 7 Oct 2010 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Wilbur Yen.
Jeans found in Kyrgyzstan.

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  1. DrZos | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Sergeant: Soldier, sit your man-ass down!!!
    Soldier: Sir, yes, man-sir!

  2. DrZos | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Dem are some kick-manass pants, I tell ya…

  3. Algernon | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    From the makers of Tush and Bum pants

  4. SF | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Best for horse-riding all day.

  5. Eduard | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    A big-ass label for a bad-ass pair of man-ass jeans…..

  6. Eduard | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    These guys are a menace to English language.
    Get it? Menace……
    (I know you get it, I just like saying that….. :D)

  7. Eduard | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I am very relaxed when I sit my man-ass down on the toilet…… And I go out in style, too !

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Womanass is in the Ladies’ section and Kidass in the kids section.

  9. DrLex | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Exactly what I needed. All my other jeans cause me unpleasant moments of relaxation.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks very much. I do appreciate people who value my big ass.

  11. Morgan le Fay | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    To be fair, this is clearly a reference to the national folkloric hero of Kyrgyzstan, named Manas (mah-NAHS). It’s generally spelled with one ‘s’ in English, but “Manass” would also be a correct transliteration of the name.

  12. Gloria | 10:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently back in the 1800’s they grouped together all the man asses from Turdistan and centralized them in a town in Virginia that was henceforth known as “Manassas.”

  13. Tim S | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    The only jeans that fit me are from SkinnyButt.

  14. Classic Steve | 10:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    So, uh, what does it say in the front?

  15. Big Fat Cat | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Purchase one manass and receive our complementary manhole free

  16. Xila31 | 11:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For larger gentlemen they also have the Biggass brand.

  17. Kevin | 12:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They are trying, and failing, to say “Manas” the name of the Kyrgystan’s national hero, eveything in the country is branded “Manas” (Манас) but it usually does not get translated so well!

  18. mosier1 | 3:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and only 885.6 whatevers?

  19. FatKenney | 4:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “So you say you’re an ass-man. But are you a Manass-man?”

  20. Eccekio | 6:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is your ass an original fit?

  21. Eccekio | 7:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I am not having an original fit. I’m just trying to get my ass into these damn jeans.

  22. Chuck | 7:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Manass has seen the glory ♪
    ♪ Of a Kyrgish pair of jeans ♫
    ♫ It ripped right through the bottom ♪
    ♪ And it tore out all the seams ♫

    ♫ My tush goes marching on ♫

  23. Ich | 8:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Such a truly badass jeans.

  24. rorry | 2:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now that’s what I call target marketing….

  25. Amy | 5:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    just in time for pride week

  26. phoenixx | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    so if the seams rip is that em bare ass ing?

  27. ELaMa | 5:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Manass??? What about a hot lookin’ Ladyass?

  28. Lollerskate | 1:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That is the most polite and elegant way to say “farting” I have ever read here at Engrish… Heck, anywhere for that matter.

  29. VABoilermaker | 7:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The jeans of choice in Prince William County, VA.

  30. Don Noitall | 11:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All the bulls ran away from Manass because he was such a badass.

  31. VelvetEspeon | 5:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does Drew Pickles have something to do with this?

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