Beijing Ancient Observatory

posted on 29 Oct 2010 in Chinglish

My child is deformed, what’s in it for me?

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Photo courtesy of Nichola Hutchinson.
Found in Beijing, China.

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  1. beechoak | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What about Tuesday?

  2. beechoak | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought ID stood for “incomplete dentures”…

  3. faulty wiring | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    SWEET! I’m getting in for free!!!

  4. Algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What so women don’t count.

  5. beechoak | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Deformed woman still needs to pay.

  6. faulty wiring | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a bit sexist though…what about my deformed dwarf wife? And our 2 mutant children are both over 200cm tall…

  7. DrLex | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, it seems that sometimes it pays off to be the Elephant Man. Although RMB 10 may not exactly compensate for the disadvantages.

  8. Eduard | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Man, just pay the poor guys RMB10, will you?

  9. Eduard | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tuesday they’re closed to receive new merchandise about the old stuff you see inside.

  10. d17nk | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    only if you are deformed AND shorter than 100cm

  11. Tong | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The rules may be a little harsh, and it might be a little rough for the deformed woman, but the rules have been observed for hundreds of years.

  12. Eccekio | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Look into the telescope, observe the rules, and see the secrets of the universe unfold before your very eyes.

  13. Stefan | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No child and deformed man left behind!

  14. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They accidentally left out the comma after “deformed”. As d17nk mentioned above, the actual requirement for free admission is that a child be short AND deformed.

  15. Lana | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ok, let’s try slouching: we will pass for either children or deformed men – a free ride anyway!

  16. jjhitt | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Deformed Man… the other big outdoor festival for no reason.

  17. demondude777 | 8:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Elephant Man is gonna love this one!

  18. Grifter | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Deformed men aren’t the only thing that’s short, the weekdays are too! (Where’s Tuesday?)

  19. engrishwebmaster | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you are a deformed child, we’ll pay you to ride.

  20. Cecily | 11:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    50% off for senior – that means just ONE senior, folks. First senior to make it to the ticket window gets in for half price. Be sportsmanlike – no hurling of dentures or jabbing of canes, please.

  21. phoenixx | 1:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    why does this sound like a redneck family reunion…

  22. FatKenney | 3:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m double-jointed, is that good enough for a freebie?

  23. Chuck | 4:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Come and observe the ancients scrabbling for that one half-price ticket !

  24. emily2903 | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Children less than 100 cm tall are too short to reach and look into the telescope! Hence the free entry.

  25. kyle vincent | 3:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey look! Aren’t those guys are from Hills Have Eyes?

  26. tekleader | 1:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn this perfectly sculpted body!!!

  27. DaddyPro | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not to being understanding, man! Child for having free must have shorter than 100cm. AND shorter than deformed man. We maintain deformed man keep back come out behind so need necessiry length see each child. He go home Tuesday only. Also AARP.

  28. Sidoh | 6:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    what happened to Tuesday?

  29. Figure.10 | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If it’s never 16:00PM, do they sell tickets forever?

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